What a shame, her son's trainers don't go up to size six so she won't be able to share them with him. That horrid faux wood wallpaper with the chipped blue paint and the knackered tea towel are clearly the background du jour for her slopography. The porridge itself looks absolutely rancid, like granular cat litter or the bokashi bran I put in my compost bin.
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Oh LJC oh no no no no I read that wrong and need brain bleach, stat.Bit of a mouthful
(Like Jack’s ‘flapjacks’)
Oh how we laughed at this - about 20 years ago
The soup was almost edible, save for so much black pepper it looks like gravel
She’s so hilarious!
Cocks eh? And it’s so surprising to the ‘Gram as because she’s known for her ‘masculine aesthetic’ right? 
She's found the Select Multiple Photos button 
What happened to all the backgrounds that were piled up in her fire hazard of a kitchen, did LJC make her get rid of them for our post-Brexit world? Imagine being well into your third decade of life and still finding the concept of a chicken being called a cock so funny you feel the need to put a post on your Instagram feed about it. You're the cock, Jack. A great big floppy cock. Just truly a complete penis of the highest order.
Also grow up love and the soup from a packet looks ten times better than anything ive seen from her this weekend.
Tell me you don't know any black people without saying you don't know any black people
Praise beansShe's found the Select Multiple Photos button
Cant you just imagine her giggling like a tween whilst purchasing it at the till, bet she nearly laughs herself silly when buying tampons or condoms.
#oatspiration
Just. duck. Off.
It's for when SB's mates find her Insta they'll think she's a cool Mum.
Well she has certainly inspired me!!!!
Not to make it.
Could you imagine a bunch of teenage lads faces being presented with a Jack special after school treat?!
In no universe has Jack ever been the cool mum.
They'll love the 'Cock Soup', it's year 7 humour for sure!
"Can I get you guys anything? Some slop? A sideboard? Let me know! Oh, God love ya."
Has she only just found the world foods aisle?
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