Shut up this is legit chilling, this is like an episode of CSI Las Vegas x
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It'll be that, or they found the second pair hanging off a branch of a friendly tree, left there by goodwill fairies, for fairies and smol pixies have always have good relations.Cue longwinded explanation post (under a picture of a boiled banana breakfast or something) about how SB was wearing new trainers she bought him as a back to school treat (she had to save up for 6 months but it was worth it - anything for her homeboy!) but they started to pinch halfway through the day so he changed into an old pair they'd fortunately brought with them in the shopping trolley, THAT OK WITH YOU!? Have a lovely day
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Just speaking from my experience at high school. I went to a rough one and the kids who didnt go home straight after didnt want to for various reasons,. Usually because there was no one there. This was the early 90s and parents were working.
When I was in high school we had an active serial killer- targeting teen boys plus one a few years earlier targeting girls- in the tiny town of Adelaide, South Australia. So it was straight home with one of my brothers for me!
On topic maybe Jack and her child swapped shoes during the day?
On topic maybe Jack and her child swapped shoes during the day?
Are they both a size 7?
Some brilliant obs there @Irene well spotted!
There was a pic the other day where the back of his hair still looked very pink from “holiday hair” but I felt mean pointing it out, now I think we are seeing a megamix of summer visits though, it was probably an old pic.
There was a pic the other day where the back of his hair still looked very pink from “holiday hair” but I felt mean pointing it out, now I think we are seeing a megamix of summer visits though, it was probably an old pic.
Breakfast slop
Good God Almighty.
Has this already been deleted as I can’t see it on her Instagram? It’s truly horrible, why would something already so liquid need to be floating in so much milk?
Dare we ask what variety of slop?
Yikes, you're right, it's gone!
It’s giving me anxiety, it’s like a bad nappy I would be compelled to root around for medical clues.
Brown.
What the feck is that
She 'accidentally' left some apples in the slow cooker (see also: greenages) and so decided to make toffee apple porridge oats.
She ate hers with coconut milk
. Sent SB off to school and declared he LOVED IT (use of capitals was Jack's emphasis, not mine)I totted up the calories, approx 1400 for the whole recipe (minus the tinned coconut milk) she doesn't specify how many servings. Zero, I'm guessing.
Bib I call porkyShe 'accidentally' left some apples in the slow cooker (see also: greenages) and so decided to make toffee apple porridge oats.
She ate hers with coconut milk
I totted up the calories, approx 1400 for the whole recipe (minus the tinned coconut milk) she doesn't specify how many servings. Zero, I'm guessing.
It was still on my feed so managed to screenshot the caption. I can't be arsed reading all that and evaluating the text but it's done in a slow cooker... I'm sure it was the best breakfast ever and SB whooped with delight.
Ah, the slight pink hair pic is wher he is carrying the (fecking ridiculous) trolley on the picnic.
They do actually look like the same shoes, it's just the angle that makes them look different. White soles, black uppers.
Why Jack couldn't put snacks into a normal bag instead of lugging that bleeping trolley through the woods
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