Fed 3???? She's having a laugh, that's a tiny portion
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Thank you for these, both yet another paid advertorial from Del MonteI don’t come here much anymore, so sorry if these have already been posted. They’re both from August. Chef’s
Also most bizarre answer ever, reads like having to make small talk with your friend’s posh mum, it’s okay to not watch LI the Whitmore can’t harm you on page 34 of take a break magazine Jackie
TW: ED 'Food writer' going on constantly about lovely, groaning, fatty food/lard/grease yet talking just as much about feeling guilty about eating food/wearing kids clothes, editing her pics the list goes on She's vile and needs de-platformed
"My nickname was " Feral"".. .sure Jan
It's like " Sting"...a name that they've given to themselves.
Fanny
It's like " Sting"...a name that they've given to themselves.
Fanny
My best friend is… my beautiful cat, Cooper. Not my son.I don’t come here much anymore, so sorry if these have already been posted. They’re both from August. Chef’s
The best day of my life was….the day I got the first copy of my first cookery book. Not the day my son was born.
Me. Me. Me. Absolutely bleeping vile.
I was assuming she does - I don't think she has a lot going on in her life, And I think it's been tactically agreed that the books are not happening snd all mention of them have been quietly dropped.
Why does she lie over the most pointless and clearly obvious to uncover as a lie things?
I see Jack is really pissed at the tee shirts so she is treating us to a Sunday cabbage fest. How does she manage to consistently be so twattish!
Anyway - courtesy of a shared link on a RoadsideMum twitter comment, I have been browsing a blogger called Thrifty Lesley - she does some very Women’s Institute style recipes. Some I might try - some sound truly horrific. I DID notice, however, that some of Jacks big ideas seem to be straight from there. The “try adding stuffing” thing in bread rolls and a list of other things for you to try it with (after getting a massive bag from Approved Foods) and .....Slow Cooker bread!!!
I know that it’s hard to be new in thrifty cooking but, in all honesty, I would sue, if I were Thrifty Lesley.
https://thriftylesley.com/?s=Slow+cooker+bread first shared in Nov 2014
https://thriftylesley.com/home-made-bread-rolls-added-stuffing-mix/ first shared in Dec 2016
Both massively predate Jack “inventiveness”.
Anyway - courtesy of a shared link on a RoadsideMum twitter comment, I have been browsing a blogger called Thrifty Lesley - she does some very Women’s Institute style recipes. Some I might try - some sound truly horrific. I DID notice, however, that some of Jacks big ideas seem to be straight from there. The “try adding stuffing” thing in bread rolls and a list of other things for you to try it with (after getting a massive bag from Approved Foods) and .....Slow Cooker bread!!!
I know that it’s hard to be new in thrifty cooking but, in all honesty, I would sue, if I were Thrifty Lesley.
https://thriftylesley.com/?s=Slow+cooker+bread first shared in Nov 2014
https://thriftylesley.com/home-made-bread-rolls-added-stuffing-mix/ first shared in Dec 2016
Both massively predate Jack “inventiveness”.
Why oh why does she bare her soul/embellish her origin story for crappy Del Monte advertorial copy? Just say any old tit, honestly.
Apparently likes to run round doing a lot of hugging. I could have sworn #actually autistic Jack didn't like being touched, what with her #actually autistic sensory issues.I don’t come here much anymore, so sorry if these have already been posted. They’re both from August. Chef’s
In other words she’s never seen an episode it’s just another bandwagon she’s tried to jump on.Thank you for these, both yet another paid advertorial from Del Monte
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Also most bizarre answer ever, reads like having to make small talk with your friend’s posh mum, it’s okay to not watch LI the Whitmore can’t harm you on page 34 of take a break magazine Jackie
The cabbage...
a) Note that her initial post accused her mum of cooking cabbage too often, and the edited version erases that and praises her mum for great cabbage. Nice save, Jack - shame we've got the receipts!
b) I was in England for high school, and would have been a year ahead of Jack. Cabbage was not on the menu, it was mostly burgers, pizza, and chips, washed down by Panda Pops - we were the generation targeted by Jamie's School Dinners, after all. Yet again she's full of nostalgia for the 1970s.
c) Other frauen have already pointed out how tit her cooking method is, so I'll just repeat that Jack can't cook ANYTHING.
d) 1/10th of a cabbage...FFS. Don't be absurd Jack, not only is that a stupid portion size, but at that rate you'll be eating the same vegetable 10 days running, which is a very long time for a Jack Phase to last.
e) That macaroni cheese looks tit.
a) Note that her initial post accused her mum of cooking cabbage too often, and the edited version erases that and praises her mum for great cabbage. Nice save, Jack - shame we've got the receipts!
b) I was in England for high school, and would have been a year ahead of Jack. Cabbage was not on the menu, it was mostly burgers, pizza, and chips, washed down by Panda Pops - we were the generation targeted by Jamie's School Dinners, after all. Yet again she's full of nostalgia for the 1970s.
c) Other frauen have already pointed out how tit her cooking method is, so I'll just repeat that Jack can't cook ANYTHING.
d) 1/10th of a cabbage...FFS. Don't be absurd Jack, not only is that a stupid portion size, but at that rate you'll be eating the same vegetable 10 days running, which is a very long time for a Jack Phase to last.
e) That macaroni cheese looks tit.
I LOVE the caption they used below. Oh magazine people, if only you knew the lengthy backstory leading up to that mere trifle.I don’t come here much anymore, so sorry if these have already been posted. They’re both from August. Chef’s
STAY T F AWAY FROM SUE PERKINS!!
Welp, that was a load of tosh. Particularly that she can sing. She cannot, I repeat CANNOT sing. But I’d totally love to hear her attempt Oleta Adams ‘get here if you can’ in her frail tremulous, nasal voice; come on Mackie, Youtube awaits!
When she said reading all about it she means she's keeping up with the LI tattle threadsThank you for these, both yet another paid advertorial from Del Monte
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Also most bizarre answer ever, reads like having to make small talk with your friend’s posh mum, it’s okay to not watch LI the Whitmore can’t harm you on page 34 of take a break magazine Jackie
Hi Jack 
Sooooo much bullshit!
Oh, but I'd pay hard coin to hear her version of 'Think Twice'
Apparently it was so uncannily accurate that MamaMama 'n' PapaPapa though Celine Dion herself was upstairs sharing a bunk-bed in the box room with our gifted young pal.
'Stars in Their Eyes' was suggested but our plucky Junior Jack was busy being a parent or something. Probably peeling cabbages, I dunno.
#tonightmatthewimgonnabelying
Too busy parenting all those feral foster children and failing her GCSEs to give her full attention to a singing career.
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