Shanāt! Now let me gather my minions and set them loose upon youAlright, calm down. I only asked.
Iām trying to learn cos Iām not a chef like Fack. Neither am I an accidental conquerer of fears, single mother, author, Greek, Norn Irish, food writer, or 5ā1.7ā.
Jack Monroe #205 Overdeliverer
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A bit of SBās face was showing but Iāve cropped him out.
Jack 'it could have fed three'
Morgan Freeman voice 'it categorically could not have fed three'
Morgan Freeman voice 'it categorically could not have fed three'
Heās THERE! HOW MANY TIMES!?! A photo of a hand or something? Ummmm, canāt. Used up all the digital film on my phone taking arty shots of cabbage. Oh hang on, no, scrub that. Child protection!
Also, āThatāll do.ā
Her constant boasting about eating all the food sheās cooked is really weird. Obviously you should end up cooking the food youāve made, thatās the point. Bit of an issue if youāve always got half left in the pan and you donāt eat it? (I know itās all part of her elaborate cosplay etc etc)
Jack's just annoyed our t shirts were better than her's.
Should have done one with eejit on it.
Itās been quite trendy for a while. Yotam Ottolenghiās Charred Hispi cabbage comes to mind.A bread knife would not help on low energy days when finely cutting a cabbage, it'd take fecking ages!
Is cabbage unfashionable? I think it's quite a commonly used vegetable
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āThatāll doā Jack 
Yes, absolutely x
These could have been one post with a slide. Or stories. The way she uses Instagram like she does Twitter is weird.
āAs you can see this went down extremely wellā can you all see something I canāt? Heās nibbling the tiniest bit off a fork.
Thank chuff itās Sunday and chippy tea night.
Pack of performative lies as per.
They each had a 20th of boiled, fried, salt and vinegar cabbage to go with their mac and cheese? What a weird combination.
āOooftā and āthatāll doā together! How un-deliberate of her! Hi Jack!
āOooftā and āthatāll doā together! How un-deliberate of her! Hi Jack!
As usual, Jack's oblivious to the fact that cabbage is not a forgotten vegetable in many other food cultures. She's the living embodiment of ethnocentrism.
Does anyone else think of this quote when reading this
Look at my wife's brassicas- ravaged in their beds!
**Courtesy of wallace and gromit.
Hate to tell her this but we eat cabbage most nights. Told you i was from the stoneage. Also erm.. isnt bubble and squeak terribly english and perfect for using up odds and sods. I didnt know people had stopped eating it. Forgive me english fraus i am but a mere northern irish fraus and therefore know nothing.
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bleeping hell, have a day off love.
Why was her mum cooking for her siblings?
I mean my mum helped but she wasnt expected to cook everything for everyone. She was told to put a pan of spuds on, till my granny got home and took over.
Is Jack like this every Sunday evening?
"Softer on the environment that their brethren"???? How is a cabbage any "softer on the environment" than a cauliflower, or sprouts, or broccoli or turnips (yes they are brassicas) or sweeds or...oh you get my drift.
That is before you include non brassica UK grown vegetables such as runner beans, carrots, leeks, etc etc.
That is before you include non brassica UK grown vegetables such as runner beans, carrots, leeks, etc etc.
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