Jack. If you’re reading. Take one for the team cabal and use this as your new Twitter profile pic xxx
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Do you think vlad would like to join the party?Jack. If you’re reading. Take one for theteamcabal and use this as your new Twitter profile pic xxx
And all the thread avatar pictures get hats too!They should have done it to all the avatars on tattle…. Total confusion.
200 threads! LJC bless us one and all.
I was busy making sosibol (sausage bolognese) (true story) (my invention - read it and weep, Jacko) (it’s better than sausagne) (true story).
Thanks for my Kumquatoupee, @misshydrangea ! I’ll keep it for exactly one night.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda slice of my lemon drizzle?
No.
What came first, the fish or the egg?
Neither, cos Jack ate them all.
In related news, guess who was GIFTED a hydrangea bush today?
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That’s right, lads. Me. I’ve facking made it.
You've peaked Kumquat coiffer!!! I'm deceased.Jack. If you’re reading. Take one for theteamcabal and use this as your new Twitter profile pic xxx
He wouldn’t miss it for the world dear heartDo you think vlad would like to join the party?
Oh my God, Twink being possessed by the disapproving spirit of Sir Matt in the last second of this gif is ending me and sending me.
@crystaleyesd log out, you in danger girlHe wouldn’t miss it for the world dear heart
Here you go. Now get fucked xOH MY LJC! Thread 200.
I'm jumping ahead from my grunking and uncontrolled LOLLING
to claw at the floor for help in having a RED WEDGE for hair please.
Now duck off!
same, babes I am DECEASEDI’m bleeping deceased.
Mental health is fuccckkkeeeddd. So grateful for you ninnies and the hilarity of the cabal. Keep the kumquat requests coming
If you liked that you’ll tolerate this!Oh my God, Twink being possessed by the disapproving spirit of Sir Matt in the last second of this gif is ending me and sending me.
Yes, absolutely xDo you think vlad would like to join the party?
are you rich?No need to pretend with us, Poca. We all know that you've just this very moment got back from a garden centre having purchased that hydrangea and left it on your porch so it looks like a kindly neighbour who follows you on Twitter knew exactly what you wanted. You should be careful to take good care of it though. Hydrangeas are forever, not penultimate forever.
You look stunning @fauxpoor
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