Jack Monroe #190 The sloppening

[Veronicaaa]

I am very surprised we’ve not seen the Squigs asking after her.

They're all just using this opportunity to quietly unfollow her

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Infectious what now?

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I’ve had to Google the dictionary definition of joy just incase I was getting joy wrong but nope. Are the squigs seeing something we aren’t? Is she back and has figured us all out & blocked us? So many questions.

 

[Captainmouse]

They're all just using this opportunity to quietly unfollow her

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Long may it continue

 

[FrumpyCat]

Sir Matt of the Forearms is not just rolling his sleeves up, he is also unbuttoning his shirt, although I feel he could go lower!

In Jack related news there still doesn't appear to have been return invite for the smoll pixie co-presenter.

After that exhausting 10 days of DKL, 5 of which Jack actually has to travel in, I thought Jack had taken a step back from television work.

 

[Captainmouse]

After that exhausting 10 days of DKL, 5 of which Jack actually has to travel in, I thought Jack had taken a step back from television work.

Like she’s got a choice they are not exactly queuing round the block

 

[Flash123]

Sir Matt of the Forearms is not just rolling his sleeves up, he is also unbuttoning his shirt, although I feel he could go lower!

In Jack related news there still doesn't appear to have been return invite for the smoll pixie co-presenter.

He’s looking tasty today and just made chicken kebab on chips which looked amazing!

 

[FrumpyCat]

Like she’s got a choice they are not exactly queuing round the block

I think you will find Jack's DMs were crammed with messages from all the major channels, begging Jack to do her own series, but all turned down.

In other news, did Jack ever get the shopping trolley? and what happened to the fan mail that poor Natalie was told to read?

 

[LeftToMyOwnDevices]

Marcus was in the Times today for his charitable donations...

ETA - also an interview with Tom Kerridge, discussing amongst other things what he and Marcus have been up to (unsurprisingly no mention of the self serving smol pixie)

 

[Veronicaaa]

I think you will find Jack's DMs were crammed with messages from all the major channels, begging Jack to do her own series, but all turned down.

In other news, did Jack ever get the shopping trolley? and what happened to the fan mail that poor Natalie was told to read?

I was thinking of her begging for fan mail when I was reading in the guardian article about how Marcus's mum is now in charge of his fan club and they get sackfuls of mail daily . What a nice job for a mum!

 

[Flash123]

And now the guest on SKL is discussing the magic breakfast charity.

 

[Lanie]

Marcus was in the Times today for his charitable donations...View attachment 585147View attachment 585149

ETA - also an interview with Tom Kerridge, discussing amongst other things what he and Marcus have been up to (unsurprising no mention of the self serving smol pixie)

Well done that man.

I was thinking of her begging for fan mail when I was reading in the guardian article about how Marcus's mum is now in charge of his fan club and they get sackfuls of mail daily . What a nice job for a mum!

I bet she thinking fully grown and still sorting his post.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I was thinking of her begging for fan mail when I was reading in the guardian article about how Marcus's mum is now in charge of his fan club and they get sackfuls of mail daily . What a nice job for a mum!

Unlike someone , he genuinely does as well I watched his programme and his mum gets massive postal sacks everyday and they all get a reply. Jack gets one shopping trolley sent and can’t even muster a thank you.

 

[Hollaaa]

Unlike someone , he genuinely does as well I watched his programme and his mum gets massive postal sacks everyday and they all get a reply. Jack gets one shopping trolley sent and can’t even muster a thank you.

Not even a Lion bar or surplus book winged through the post in recognition.

 

[Flash123]

Unlike someone , he genuinely does as well I watched his programme and his mum gets massive postal sacks everyday and they all get a reply. Jack gets one shopping trolley sent and can’t even muster a thank you.

I forgot about the shopping trolley. Wasn’t this during the £20 shop performance where she had to go twice? That person was so kind to buy that and her reaction was awful.

 

[Switchstreetz]

I’ve had to Google the dictionary definition of joy just incase I was getting joy wrong but nope. Are the squigs seeing something we aren’t? Is she back and has figured us all out & blocked us? So many questions.

Perhaps the J in J1g stands for joy

 

[maytoseptember]

I forgot about the shopping trolley. Wasn’t this during the £20 shop performance where she had to go twice? That person was so kind to buy that and her reaction was awful.

Yeah, that was low. Did she ever collect it from the publishers? Of course Jack neither needed nor wanted a shopping trolley, her weekend Asda trips were all just performative (I have visions of her tweeting about going to Asda twice in one day whilst compiling an Ocado shop in another tab).

 

[waffle maker]

I checked and it looks to me as though they are still following each other.

How odd not when I looked - maybe I am blocked in some way? Or have they read here?!?

 

[ScamSandwich]

Bugger me, Keyboard Jack is tinnier than the Brexit stockpile.

Hello, Dear cabal Frauen!
5 mins into my grunk and already on the floor hooting because of @LavaFlake 's throw find (yes, I have seen loads!) and the tinny sound of pianos.

 

[Veronicaaa]

How odd not when I looked - maybe I am blocked in some way? Or have they read here?!?

I don't know, I made the same mistake a while back with Jack and that big US follower she got around the time of the 'y'all yeeehah! ' ~foodstamps~ phase, sometimes the followers don't refresh immediately I guess. Would have been AWESOME gossip fodder if they'd cut ties though!

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Ha! (Too short)