Jack Monroe #190 The sloppening

[HotesTilaire]

Not sure about books, but Patreon at this level charges 8% plus payment processing fee.
Jack has 324 patreons, if they were at the lowest level of £3.50 per month then that equates to about a grand before any tax.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Not sure about books, but Patreon at this level charges 8% plus payment processing fee.
Jack has 324 patreons, if they were at the lowest level of £3.50 per month then that equates to about a grand before any tax.

Enough to pay the hotel bill then, that's good for her.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Enough to pay the hotel bill then, that's good for her.

Should be paying maintenance to the RP for their child.

 

[Mel Donte]

Happy one week birthday to this thread

 

[KingBabar]

Benefits there was some poster here who claimed to be in a Facebook group (to do with parenting I think) with Jack at the time Jack was setting up the craft/embroidery hustle, and says the group were imploring them to apply for benefits for the sake of SB and a certain Tory pixie wanted to make it on their own

That was me. It was Jack's personal Facebook page, that I was pointed in the direction of by a blogger. That Facebook account was deleted once Jack became known, as it wouldn't have fitted with the tale being spun at the time, and another was started. It was at that point that I felt something was 'off' about Jack, along with allowing her child to go hungry because she wanted to work, ignoring all the people who gave her good advice. I've dipped in and out of her shenanigans over the years, then stumbled across Tattle, and found you lovely lot, so I no longer felt like the odd one out because I didn't think they should be canonised!
I tried to find reference to Jack's Facebook account on that blog to find the dates, but have been unsuccessful; the blogger has had a few different blogs over the years ànd she mothballed some.

 

[HotesTilaire]

@KingBabar didn't you join the Mrs Gloss make up group as well???
I’m not great with the wayback machine, not sure if you looked for the blogger on there.
Yes the months after becoming an unemployed mum showed Jack at council meetings -wearing a dress!!!not looking at all undernourished

 

[Cookiecookie]

A little way down from that extract she mentions another recipe of hers that uses tea. Banana and tea curry anyone?

ETA I found the ingredients but no recipe. It also contains tinned mandarins and yogurt. Tasty.

There you go. One for the meal plan next week then? (Hand is mine. Hopefully fingernails pass muster!)

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Happy one week birthday to this thread

“Happy one week birthday to this thread”

“one week”....

 

[Orphan_Black]

There you go. One for the meal plan next week then? (Hand is mine. Hopefully fingernails pass muster!)
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I don't understand how it can be coriander OR mint OR parsley. I know herbs be herbs Jack, but those three taste so different. Mint mandarin tea chickpea curry is so bleeping rank sounding.

So who's making it then?

 

[SweetTransvestite]

I don't understand how it can be coriander OR mint OR parsley. I know herbs be herbs Jack, but those three taste so different. Mint mandarin tea chickpea curry is so bleeping rank sounding.

So who's making it then?

Hahahaaaaaa Oh good God, no.
But here's a picture of the cushion my very lovely twin sister (who follows these threads) gave me.
Apparently, it would "cheer me up" & it certainly does, I love it.
Lolz

 

[Pocahontas]

“Happy one week birthday to this thread”

“one week”....

It’s a good job you don’t have to use Pythagoras’s theorem every day, like Jack does. Only diagnosed gifted people are allowed to enjoy Pythagoras.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

It’s a good job you don’t have to use Pythagoras’s theorem every day, like Jack does. Only diagnosed gifted people are allowed to enjoy Pythagoras.

I am currently using Pythagoras to calculate the distance to the students having a party on my street.

Given that it seems the hypotenuse has worked out to be “not f****** far enough away”, I must be in @Sideboard Bob ’s camp of mathematical ability.

OT, if herbs are herbs are herbs, does that mean we could have…
1. Sage chocolate chip ice cream?
2. Carrot and oregano soup?
3. Tomato and rosemary pasta sauce?
4. Cod in cheese and mint sauce?

What a moonbot.

 

[L3moning]

Spoiler: Apols Poca, it's mega OT but I can't help myself

Breathless by The Corrs is the only song I've ever sung at karaoke and I feel better now it's out there AND BREATHE - the irony!!!

Spoiler: OT karaoke warbling

The only two songs I've ever "sung" karaoke are Boys of Summer by Don Henley (which is harder to sing than you expect) and What's My Age Again by Blink 182

 

[KingBabar]

@KingBabar didn't you join the Mrs Gloss make up group as well???
I’m not great with the wayback machine, not sure if you looked for the blogger on there.
Yes the months after becoming an unemployed mum showed Jack at council meetings -wearing a dress!!!not looking at all undernourished

That must have been someone else, as I'd never heard of Mrs Gloss until I read about it in one of the threads.
I've never been very successful with the wayback machine either but I'll give it a go next week when I'll have some free time. It would be good to see where on the timeline the Facebook thing fitted.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

That must have been someone else, as I'd never heard of Mrs Gloss until I read about it in one of the threads.
I've never been very successful with the wayback machine either but I'll give it a go next week when I'll have some free time. It would be good to see where on the timeline the Facebook thing fitted.

This would be amazing pls, I’m happy to add links to posts to the wiki as it’s something productive to do in the drought!

Hoping she’s gone to a Sarah A #bossbabe convention and will be launching sloop lifestyle brand for us tho

 

[bladiesla]

The most hilarious incarnation would be Jack as an anti-social media guru

 

[ChickenPorridge]

I'd perhaps entertain the pleasant thought that Jack had decided to turn over a new leaf and leave her grifting behind IF it wasn't for turning on the Twitter tip jar the second it became a thing. Still haven't found anyone else who has! Feckin' fastest finger first!

 

[Veronicaaa]

Infectious what now?

 

[Lanie]

Infectious what now?

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Is that the first person to publicly acknowledge that she's been gone for weeks. Stop the press.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

There you go. One for the meal plan next week then? (Hand is mine. Hopefully fingernails pass muster!)
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That sounds truly horrible.