PortiaControl
Chatty Member
Finally, I've made it to the present! Thanks very Jack much Jack for holding off the chaos and giving me a chance to grunk for my life. I actually had about six weeks away from Jack and these threads and I didn't hear mention of her once in my non tattle life. Oh I tell I lie, I logged in to twitter for the first time in ages and one of my friends had retweeted her "hunchy hunch" attention seeking tweet but aside from that nothing. I think it confirms that she really isn't well known at all outside the hellscape that is the twittersphere.
Despite Jack's absence these threads have been such a hoot! I love that Mrs J is now Lord Jesus Compton I can't decide if the night of Jack inspo quotes or Jack as Bowls was funnier. I laughed so much at both of those! I applaud you for sacrificing your taste buds and attempting some of her recipes. You are braver Frauen/Herren than me!
Also, Fack Monroe. Enough said!
I've missed being with the cabal in real time so just wanted to share with you a little something I've been working on. It's taken meall weekend thirty minutes with much howling, wailing and clawing but here, I present to you, softly, gently, my lil' slopbot stitch.
I realise this is as useful to you all as a drawing of sponsorbot is to an actual recovering alcoholic but nevertheless he was stitched with love and with thanks for the many laughs you've brought me over the last year.
Now fuck off!
Edit: Terrible spelling
Despite Jack's absence these threads have been such a hoot! I love that Mrs J is now Lord Jesus Compton I can't decide if the night of Jack inspo quotes or Jack as Bowls was funnier. I laughed so much at both of those! I applaud you for sacrificing your taste buds and attempting some of her recipes. You are braver Frauen/Herren than me!
Also, Fack Monroe. Enough said!
I've missed being with the cabal in real time so just wanted to share with you a little something I've been working on. It's taken me
I realise this is as useful to you all as a drawing of sponsorbot is to an actual recovering alcoholic but nevertheless he was stitched with love and with thanks for the many laughs you've brought me over the last year.
Now fuck off!
Edit: Terrible spelling
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