Blimey, how much did you pay for that little haul?Full set. Purchase from charity shops. No greater deed could I do.As good as new
Sadly, the elusive a year in recipes is missing
Jack Monroe #190 The sloppening
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Sadly, the elusive a year in recipes is missing
Someone call an ambulanceFull set. Purchase from charity shops. No greater deed could I do.
I have this one! Also unused so @Cgenda if you want it for
A postscript to the New Yorker tale of the publishing fantasist. Anyone else imagining a meeting and conversation between him and Jack? Two fake double doctors though, unusually enough, Jack has a slightly better 'claim' here.
The sheer amount of things is giving me anxiety. I am borderline phobic of that much clutter. I had to scroll past VERY FAST.
Still hooting at the wrist orgasms. Perhaps she’s confusing the normal function of the circulatory system with sexual gratification?!
I’m yet to see ‘wrist on wrist’ action as a pornographic genre.
Never say never, frauen.
It sounds like the type of thing we’d have repeated at school because Linda’s older brothers friends cousin found his dads porno and at the critical moment the man also touched the woman’s wrist (in addition to the rest of what was going on).
Someone, somewhere, will get off on nearly anything you can think of (I've seen people mention having armpit fetishes). I'm not about to Google it, but I guarantee there will be people with wrist fetishism.
Jack can crack on with this wrist orgasm lie, any sensible soap-loving person with basic hygiene would be avoiding the hand area of Jack anyway
Whoops pop out for a bit and miss my first thread title and subsequent substitution for a more appropriate one (we don't know you m@x). Did I go viral and NOT NOTICE?!? Fewmin
Anyway time to grunk! Onwards into the breach, dear fraus
Anyway time to grunk! Onwards into the breach, dear fraus
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Wait. What's the story with the sexual abuse?
March 2021- extended tweetathon (trigger warning) here in thread 163 out of nowhere- all Jack’s life problems stem from a primary school teacher who first abused, then as a teenager he began stalking and so that’s why Jack moved house so much and had debts from credit cards because he was also extorting money. The police wouldn’t do anything. Said former teacher and stalker lives between the crappy bungalow and Jack’s parents house.
ETA- this is separate from other allegations such as
-attempted abduction from playground
- getting drunk and male journalists taking advantage
- whatever the vague allegations against Mr Hands were
- abusive girlfriend in early pregnancy
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Thank god there is still a jaguar on the loose. I used to wake up and there would be 20 or 30 pages to read before I started work in the morning, more if a full moon.
day 3 of exotic animal spotting where I live. Just now me and my daughter saw 4 men with guns (a policeman and some guys in national dress) on a golf cart doing an early morning search like they were on a big game hunt. Facebook is going crazy, one lady went postal as she thinks house prices will be affected.
Reminds me of this!
Essex 'lion': Spotter adamant 'big cat is out there'
A couple who spotted what they believed to be a lion in an Essex field say they are convinced a "large animal" is still on the loose.
www.bbc.co.uk
And in later news...
'Essex lion was my pet cat Teddy Bear' - owner
A woman claims sightings of a "lion"- which sparked an extensive search by Essex Police - were of her large pet cat, Teddy Bear.
www.bbc.co.uk
ETA Colchester Zoo got ribbed about it!
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TW - child abduction, child SA
& this was separate to the two incidents where a woman had apparently tried to abduct her from a park & also separate from an older child in the home sexually abusing her, which her parents did not believe
I’m in the north and didn’t bring my laptop but tempted to add a life story section to the wiki with citations because when you start compiling them it just shows the sheer volume of it all?
I never knew she had taken part in Filthy House SOS
For me one of the best things about Jack's lies are, she can't say she was misquoted (as this guy Dan has) as they're things SHE has tweeted or written herself.
Although it was nice to see him pull out what was essentially a 'fugue state' excuse when challenged. Birds of a feather and all that...
Although it was nice to see him pull out what was essentially a 'fugue state' excuse when challenged. Birds of a feather and all that...
You must understand, though the touch of your handChrist if she can orgasm with just a touch of her wrist why does she need a woman.
Makes her pulse react...
Forgive my ignorance, frauen. I’ve been doing my best to catch up on all the threads but there’s been times when I’ve been too BUSY. I can’t seem to find the origin story of the dead glove (one of my favourite types of post) and I’m curious as to how that started? Should any of you be happy to indulge me, I’d be most grateful. Thank(space)you in advance.
Jack once went out for a walk (I think whilst riddled with covid but can't remember) She made up a lie that she saw a dead bird and went to help it but when she got closer it was a glove. It's just the content you need from a cooking writer.
Jack was out and about during some trauma (can’t remember which one) but she thought she’d stumbled upon a dead bird....she must have looked at it from about 300ft away, as as soon she got nearer she realised it was a glove. Oh how we HOOTED!
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