The next time she coyly alludes to Tattle on Twitter, we can expect They even used hi-tech Russian hacking techniques to breach my personal data
Jack should do recipe parodies for Comic ReliefI can't stop laughing. Jack, thankyou for this HILARIOUS start to the day
‘Extraneous brine’ is like a Shakespearean insult.
It sounds like a thread title nomination to me‘Extraneous brine’ is like a Shakespearean insult.
Have the viggles got wind yet?
At the start of the show it is really obvious that Matt is stroking his forearms in a deliberate manner. Proof positive that he or his wife was reading here and having a good laugh.Well it’s live week for those who want to watch along.
I love Matt cradling his own forearms lovingly. No double denim (I imagine wardrobe said no) and her hair looks nice. The hilarious jokey thing is inappropriate ‘now you’ve stopped talking’. Matt is being nice but frankly, she’s been on TV for nearly a decade and if it doesn’t work it doesn’t work (and this is with clips of Nadia in the middle who has been doing it a much shorter time).
The lasagne makes an appearance, it’s as bad as you remember. The blitzed mushrooms give me the heaves, and I like mushrooms. The sauce, oh the sauce. It must taste like raw bleeping flour. She also puts a pathetic amount on the lasagne.
why the duck would you put stuffing on top of a lasagne as well, that sounds terrible.
the ‘one and done’ comment happens as well. It’s shows Jack....
Another random incorrect use of a word
Writes like tit, food looks tit and tastes titI dislike her recipes. The florid language, the unnecessary info and so long winded, all to end up with something revolting for dinner. Yum!
Compare her awful writing to Miguel Barclay's recipes, so simple and easy to follow. It's makes me so depressed she is getting paid for this tit.
Ah but you are forgetting you also get 1/4 of a small can of pineapple!Serves 4 with 150g of mushrooms and a can of jackfruit? Is she taking the piss? She needs to therefore double her costings because that would serve at 2 at a push. She also hasn't included rice in this, which is a clear focal point in the picture and probably would be the most substantial part of the meal.
"Satisfyingly crisp"? Nah that's burnt love x