Is anyone else exhausted by all this lying/breadcrumbing/loling with smolbot?
Just do your job Jack.
1. Finish the DM stuff.
2. Finish both books.
Just do your job Jack.
1. Finish the DM stuff.
2. Finish both books.
Jack Monroe #181 Time flies when you’re judging slop
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It's both a snack and a drink, with a convenient ring pull, and fully recyclable packaging.
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I've just done a better collab ad with the man from DM than Jack ever has!)
Went on a train this morning. Nothing happened.
Who ficking knows gif
Regarding the Leon sale ,the majority of the company iirc is owned by venture capitalists ,Allegra does have shares but it's under 10% I believe but she will still receive millions for those shares ,also EG are one of those outfits who use debt to fund acquisitions the ASDA deal being a prime example if it goes through.
I go on a train every morning
and as it’s just so much fun, i do it again in the evening
This happened one week ago. This is from a low-follower account who somehow went semi-viral. Jack's on the lookout for some freebies I guess.
She’s behind the poster, working behind the scenes, too smol to be seen by the naked eye
I love the Allegra thing, it's poetic, and it's what a lot of us who run a business secretly hope for. And I say that as someone who once went on one date with someone who later went on to invent a household object
that made him a billionaire. I just stalk him and his multiple houses and boats on Insta and sigh at what could have been.
Edit: stalk in internet parlance as in look at.
that made him a billionaire. I just stalk him and his multiple houses and boats on Insta and sigh at what could have been.Edit: stalk in internet parlance as in look at.
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Thank goodness! All of that working 100 hours a week behind the scenes at Leon has paid off for our smol Maverick 
Oh, wait!
Oh, wait!
I am just catching up with Tile-Gate. So thrilling! I don't understand how, if the Tile was sooo sticky, did it fall off in the first place? 
Her phone bounced which would have "levered it off". Obviously!I am just catching up with Tile-Gate. So thrilling! I don't understand how, if the Tile was sooo sticky, did it fall off in the first place?
Jack put real thought behind this pile of bullshit.
Put this level of effort into your actual work, Jack, and you too could be a millionaire one day!
Oh thankspaceyou! I must have missed that amid all the excitement
Thinking about it, it's not actually the best ad for Tile, because she's essentially saying that the Tile won't properly adhere to your item and you will just lose your Tile, while your phone is safe and sound. Which is the opposite of what's meant to happen.Oh thankspaceyou! I must have missed that amid all the excitement
The Frauen reading the train chaos in real time may have found it boring as hell but believe you me, reading on a Grunka was frigging hilarious.
Buttered golden snakes.
MR working with Sainsbury’s is just poetic. She knows there is no way she can mention being left out.
I wonder if Allegra might get a message soon - reminding her quite how much a certain person contributed to the success of LeonThank goodness! All of that working 100 hours a week behind the scenes at Leon has paid off for our smol Maverick
Oh, wait!
Couldn't you have found someone to kick in the shins?
I'm pretty sure Jack invented Leon, did she not?I wonder if Allegra might get a message soon - reminding her quite how much a certain person contributed to the success of Leon
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