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I like baking, but my hands are usually clean
I’m sure your dream recap would have been perfect.
Jack Monroe #181 Time flies when you’re judging slop
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I like baking, but my hands are usually clean
I’m sure your dream recap would have been perfect.
Just heard about Leon getting sold for 100 million. Good for Allegra.
Jack, as ever, has 'fumbled the bag' as our American cousins say.
Jack, as ever, has 'fumbled the bag' as our American cousins say.
Wow, £33 mil, Allegra is so lucky she can afford butter now xx
"But even then I knew I'd find a much better place
Either with or without you"
That peeky mink of a taxi driver joined in Aug 20 but didn’t post until six weeks ago
I would genuinely have rather read all the course material for 4.5 GCSEs than re-Grunk Tile-gate. Is this the most boring Jack lie yet?
This may be slightly OT but I've found that a good Grunka will cure a headache. It's happened before as well, this morning I woke up with a terrible sore neck (ouchy) and headache. I stayed off my phone, had tablets, tea, hot shower, everything I could think of.
Then I thought duck it, I'm going on Tattle.
Nek minit, headache gone! Might be the laughing?
*It worked for me but if your symptoms persist see your healthcare professional.
Then I thought duck it, I'm going on Tattle.
Nek minit, headache gone! Might be the laughing?
*It worked for me but if your symptoms persist see your healthcare professional.
Butter AND gold Casio watches no doubt.
babe, same. Worst chaos EVER.
Buttered snakes even?
It was just so obvious it was a bloody lie!!! Jack thinks they are so mad and crazy, and unbelievably 'lucky' to boot, I'm honestly baffled at the Tile story.
Sainsbury’s have just confirmed that they will be working with Marcus Rashford on a campaign to eliminate child food poverty.
Batten down the hatches, storm force howling and clawing incoming.
Batten down the hatches, storm force howling and clawing incoming.
The tile train saga is a special kind of nonsense she blessed us with. I choose to believe it's a direct gift from her to me, because it was my 1-year Tattleversary yesterday (had been lurking longer, but hadn't made an account). Thanks, babe!
Anyway, the pronoun thing got me all hot and bothered and I think I've worked out why. Please note that I'm talking specifically about Jack Monroe here, not about anyone else or anyone else's pronouns.
The constant changing of her pronouns in her bio (but not anywhere else) is just another narc tactic of dictating how other people are talking about her. The added benefit for her is that she can jump on people correcting how other people talk about her (i.e. my pronouns are making sure kids are fed) and she can claim at the same time that people are bigoted and transphobic for not using her stated pronouns. Nevermind that it's entirely unclear what her chosen pronouns are. I bet she loved it that people here changed their posts and got worried about whether they accidentally misgendered her. What larks. If it was in any way meaningful or important to her, her pronouns would be changed on her own website. Everything else is just narc manipulations and I shan't go along with it.
Anyway, the pronoun thing got me all hot and bothered and I think I've worked out why. Please note that I'm talking specifically about Jack Monroe here, not about anyone else or anyone else's pronouns.
The constant changing of her pronouns in her bio (but not anywhere else) is just another narc tactic of dictating how other people are talking about her. The added benefit for her is that she can jump on people correcting how other people talk about her (i.e. my pronouns are making sure kids are fed) and she can claim at the same time that people are bigoted and transphobic for not using her stated pronouns. Nevermind that it's entirely unclear what her chosen pronouns are. I bet she loved it that people here changed their posts and got worried about whether they accidentally misgendered her. What larks. If it was in any way meaningful or important to her, her pronouns would be changed on her own website. Everything else is just narc manipulations and I shan't go along with it.
She's so much better at her bootlicking unpaid influencing than she is at her contractual stuff.
I wonder if she's back at the crappy bungalow? Southend frauen might see a smol explosion in that vicinity if she is, with all this Allegra and Marcus news!
Jack did have that can of pineapple slices in their bag though, what more do Del Monte want?!
And not a mention of the smol pixie ...
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That was just so lame. Most of us would carry a snack with us if we are out and about but not a full bloody tin. Why not an individual wee pack? Moron.Jack did have that can of pineapple slices in their bag though, what more do Del Monte want?!
honestly, grunking that tile nonsense this morning got me all
jack, a better chaos today please and thankspaceyou
jack, a better chaos today please and thankspaceyou
She followed Tile Support and the Tile App yesterday. Desperately seeking paid partnerships which don't involve food.Jack did have that can of pineapple slices in their bag though, what more do Del Monte want?!
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