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Jack Monroe #181 Time flies when you’re judging slop
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£130 for trainers is fine, but £60 for a gold Casio watch is ridiculous
yes but is SHE HOME YET?
One good thing about those hideous trainers is that they look so large and spongey any men unfortunate enough to be within shin kicking distance wouldn't get much impact.
Expensive and horribleNow I might be wide off the mark, but are those 'them'?
If so, look at the price!
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If I were prone to losing things regularly, then I'd definitely carry my passport around with me.*
*No I wouldn't, because that would be completely ridiculous.
*No I wouldn't, because that would be completely ridiculous.
I’ve been influenced 
. I’m always losing my phone, have been looking at the tile thingies!
. I’m always losing my phone, have been looking at the tile thingies!
Like everything she owns...Expensive and horrible
What in the Mary Sloppins are those bag contents? Imagine being the Managing Director of Del Monte and you see Jack has tagged your company in an #AD on social media. You think 'yes, they're promoting us!' and it turns out it's just a photo of a tin of pineapple in a bag buried in the middle of a dreadfully dreary thread about scrabbling about on a filthy train floor during a pandemic 
ETA who the duck doesn't have hand sanitiser OVER A YEAR into a pandemic? Even if you've had COVID you can still pick it up on your hands and spread it about to other people ya filthy animal.
ETA who the duck doesn't have hand sanitiser OVER A YEAR into a pandemic? Even if you've had COVID you can still pick it up on your hands and spread it about to other people ya filthy animal.
Since she was clearly at her mum’s today I wonder did she bring her some vegetable roll? Or should we add that to the to do list?
Yaaaay. Sunday Night Post-LOD Spot the Difference....
If you have an iPhone, get an Apple Watch. You canI’ve been influenced
your phone even when it's on silent.Gotta love Twitter addicts. "I need to do a thing! Step one: Tweet about it."
The timings on her tweets on the train don't match up? If she was frantically trying to retrieve the button thingy, how was she managing to tweet so much at the same time?
The plot has more holes than the Titanic.
Screaming at the idea of anyone who uses the rail service in 21st century pandemic Britain having a ‘regular seat’. What in the Enid Blyton is Jack talking about?
So she was bored on the train and removed the tile from her phone and live-tweeted pretending to prise it off the floor for the entire journey. What are the chances of finally managing it with 2 minutes to spare? Let alone the chances of finding it after 2 weeks. Luck of the Irish eh Jack?!?
I got a knock off one from poundland for one or two pounds. Seems to work ok but is red.
Considering how grubby Jack is, those black trainers look too clean to be anything but new too. I also think the gold watch comment was a 'I'm so poor' plea, making out that she can't afford £60, and that she considers that sum a lot.I wouldn't even wear them to put the bin out.
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