Where's the person sitting opposite? By Jack's own admission with times, they were one stop from terminus. Why lie about such mundane things? Are you that dull, Jack?
Jack Monroe #181 Time flies when you’re judging slop
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Sorry but her (cheers for clarifying, Jack) hands/nails look grubby as ever, and I cannot BELIEVE that she isn't carrying sanitizer on public transport. Yikes x 1,000. I wouldn't eat a pot noodle if Jack prepared it for me, never mind a meal.
The cleaners wouldn’t have left it there and I believe carriages are inspected after cleaning, someone would have noticed. What about all the passengers who have been in that carriage, can’t believe nobody tried to remove it. Why does she do this, I know the answer. NOBODY KNOWS.What a lovely made up story
Someone cleaning a train (with industrial cleaner) would likely dislodge device with said cleaner, or do something to remove a device that's not supposed to be on public transport
Could you imagine any other chef having such grubby hands? What would mum say?
This is why you don't get invited to Nigella's fancy soirees, Jack, you need a wash!!!
You can a really do it through Google maps. Fancy! I tried it and it works.This is grosser than the time FOD tried to prove to his thread he reads by putting a bare kindle onto the bleeping filthy flip table
iPhones have find my iPhone, there are similar apps for Android surely? Why stick that tit on your phone, what a boomer way to waste money.
"she persists" in annoying me greatly
So ignoring the fact that this story is:
a) 100% bullshit
b) disgusting and unhygienic
(both standard for R Jackie)
...her last major Twitter nonsense was that stupid like-farming thing. Now that she knows just how big an audience she has, this is what she treats them to?! Seriously?
a) 100% bullshit
b) disgusting and unhygienic
(both standard for R Jackie)
...her last major Twitter nonsense was that stupid like-farming thing. Now that she knows just how big an audience she has, this is what she treats them to?! Seriously?
I told you it wouldn't be long until her new followers All bored off.
I won't even go into the communal areas of my block of flats without sanitiser, and I have had my first dose of vaccine.
Has Jack had her vaccine yet?
Caught up here and popped onto Facebook. Those targeted ads don’t miss a trick do they?
Polish Jack was ONLY THREE WEEKS AGO??
People with ADHD genuinely lose things a lot, it's not as simple as just put them in the same place. I've lost count of the times my daughter loses important things (normally causing a panic when we are running late) so am going to look at buying these tiles for her.
Did you have to hack your tile off a train floor, only to heroically manage to prise it free at the last second?Am I Jack? I have a 'tile' on my phone and also one on my keys
Please don't let me be Jack.
Has it survived a fortnight of being stood on by folk with traces of dogshit on their shoes and industrial train cleaning repeatedly?
Babe, same. It's so close to the Elizabeth Warren / Jeff Sessions "Nevertheless, she persisted" quote but... not.
Jack has the same pair in white and they were worn during DKL. @heretoreaditall2019 is the trainers expertWaits for someone to triangulate the trainers...
(Old screenshot. I didn't grab the date, sorry)
DKL version:
ETA: They were triangulated at the time but I can't remember the details. Nike something, I think.
Grade A sleuthing there Orphan-Black!
Omg did Jack influence you? It works
don’t tell the marketing people at Tile, whatever you do.
Now I might be wide off the mark, but are those 'them'?
If so, look at the price!
If so, look at the price!
Lies On A Train, coming to a cinema near you.
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