Is this an undeclared ad for the tile? Reminds me of when I re-read the very first thread the other week and what the first posters noticed was one of those wireless eye mask thingies which appeared to be a ‘gift’
Where's a scalpel or knife when you need one?
Are you saying you’re NOT Nigella?Am not a blue ticker,
Leaving behind two of those petri dishes she calls fingernailsBreaking News: woman picks up thing from floor of train
(without any sanitiser)
Hang on she had left the house on public transport during a pandemic ( yes pet it's still here) without hand sanitizer. Boke!
floor bore!! I. AM. DEADWhy do you cry?
Because of train floor bore
What happened?
Floor bore
Oh no, I'm sad
My dripping eyes
Train floor
I'm bored
I know this is baiting us, yet here I am, wondering why the duck anyone would need to carry around barbecue sauce and a tin of pineapple slices.
I smell bullshit. Look how pristine that thing is...nah.
"too British" to ask for help but not too British to put every brain fart on Twatter.
100% it's this. Two weeks is about right for when they went away. Jack even mentioned what train they were on too. Madness for someone with a stalker.I’m taking it this is crumb dropping and she is returning to the crappy bungalow?
I am just praying she doesn’t start tweeting about LoD. She can’t take another thing from the cabalView attachment 535593
I really hope they stop before LoD.
"I actually have a can of pineapple...but it is not Mel Donte."