And yet... no hand sanitiser?
Jack Monroe #181 Time flies when you’re judging slop
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This is grosser than the time FOD tried to prove to his thread he reads by putting a bare kindle onto the bleeping filthy flip table
iPhones have find my iPhone, there are similar apps for Android surely? Why stick that tit on your phone, what a boomer way to waste money.
I am happy to return. Jack clarified her preferred pronoun.
Surely with security on a train, anything that looked suspicious and could be some sort of receiver for explosives would be investigated. Cleaners still look out for this sort of thing, and are still on high alert, especially in London.What a lovely made up story
Someone cleaning a train (with industrial cleaner) would likely dislodge device with said cleaner, or do something to remove a device that's not supposed to be on public transport
Also, those things come with batteries and are then to be thrown away? How sustainable....I guess we can always make some decorative candleholders from rinsed bean cans and Wilco paint for that.
Last year!
This year - wrestling tit off a train floor with no hand sanitiser
This year - wrestling tit off a train floor with no hand sanitiser
An advertisement for the product!
Hope you got home from station safe, Jack!
To all our Southend Fraus, Godspeed
To all our Southend Fraus, Godspeed
Blue kitchen forensics
7th April Slow cooker next to bed, boiler broken and our smol pixie is COLD. Location anyone?
8th April GUMBOIL and dress up with suit jacket and pens, blue kitchen backdrop
10th April more dressing up in blue kitchen
10 th April current *treatment* is bloody exhausting
16th April Cooper deployed, but is our smol shyster with Cooper in the crappy bungalow?
18th April Jack sitting at tiny desk, panelled wall backdrop (Location anyone?)
18th April Train drama, home to crappy bunglaow?
Who bleeping KNOWS!
7th April Slow cooker next to bed, boiler broken and our smol pixie is COLD. Location anyone?
8th April GUMBOIL and dress up with suit jacket and pens, blue kitchen backdrop
10th April more dressing up in blue kitchen
10 th April current *treatment* is bloody exhausting
16th April Cooper deployed, but is our smol shyster with Cooper in the crappy bungalow?
18th April Jack sitting at tiny desk, panelled wall backdrop (Location anyone?)
18th April Train drama, home to crappy bunglaow?
Who bleeping KNOWS!
Yep. Hope everyone on this thread has got over pronoun worry. She doesn't/ they don't give a tit so neither should we .
There are screenshots somewhere but she made up a long boring story about how she was in the cinema and had a bottle of soy sauce in her bag because she had been in a Chinese grocery earlier and took an accidental swig of it instead of her water because it was dark. Then the bottle was
and it has a ring pull seal on the inside so was all a total lie. Plus ca change.Are you......Jack?
while repeatedly touching their phone
She doesn’t have to open the tin to remove the ring pull 
hahaha I did a chaos, was busy trying to be forensicAn advertisement for the product!
duck me, what a look
Now that I'll believe was 50p from charity shop, 50p for the lot of it!!!southend spreader
Getting a key cut is £7 in Timpsons isn’t it? We got an emergency locksmith out the other week for the first time ever and that was £60. New bank cards are free. Don’t buy a £££ purse if you lose them. License in glovebox.
Finding it very hard to understand the ROI here, and I’d arguably be in their target market as a smart home Frau / evangelist ? Obviously outside of the niche “aid” market (like a squiggle mentioned about a parent who struggles with memory).
ETA - can’t believe missed an opportunity to call it a SENTIENT home !
Finding it very hard to understand the ROI here, and I’d arguably be in their target market as a smart home Frau / evangelist ? Obviously outside of the niche “aid” market (like a squiggle mentioned about a parent who struggles with memory).
ETA - can’t believe missed an opportunity to call it a SENTIENT home !
This is what happens when you've got an award to accept at 8pm but have a gig in the Big Top at 10pm.
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