Jack Monroe #181 Time flies when you’re judging slop

[ReginaPhalangee]

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cool so we know this story is bullshit then, as she’s done that thing liars do when they overexplain how something happened she’s trying to use Henry Lee levels of forensics here

 

[Oxford_Girl]

So it managed to become unstuck from whatever it was on, and is now stuck fast on a train floor?

Why when it was first lost did she not use community find? I assume it isn’t actually stuck this is all just so she can have a Twitter chat

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

Compared to the sideboards she buys, this is a strange thing she’s chosen to use to demonstrate ‘too expensive’

 

[harveydean]

Steel capped for shin kicking?

Perfect for kicking her tile off the train floor!

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[harveydean]

Compared to the sideboards she buys, this is a strange thing she’s chosen to use to demonstrate ‘too expensive’

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I was thinking the same thing! Make it make sense

 

[Jelly Bean]

I don't know many who'd be using public transport without having some sanitiser at the ready. Never mind scrabbling around on the floor without any.

This tweeting saga is almost as exciting as the live tweeting of the world falling out of her bumhole.
Her new followers must be on the edges of their seats. Serves them right.

Btw when are the Diva awards?

 

[Oxford_Girl]

Compared to the sideboards she buys, this is a strange thing she’s chosen to use to demonstrate ‘too expensive’

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When everything she finds in a muddy puddle is a label If only the magic puddle gave forth butter

 

[Bombastic]

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[Silver Linings]

 

[ReginaPhalangee]

Breaking News: woman picks up thing from floor of train

(without any sanitiser)

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

she persisted.

 

[bananasplit88]

No hand sanitizer on a train. Typhoid Jack strikes again.

 

[Legionnairess]

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I’m taking it this is crumb dropping and she is returning to the crappy bungalow?

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

I suspect the frauen who have called bullshit are right, but this just proves she lies about the most random yet disgusting stuff.

Am not a blue ticker, but surely if you’re going to sit down and bullshit on Twitter you’d at least pick stuff that put you in a a good light not this crap that makes you sound like an absolute minker.

 

[TriviaNewtonJohn]

Why do you cry?
Because of train floor bore
What happened?
Floor bore
Oh no, I'm sad
My dripping eyes
Train floor
I'm bored

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

she persisted.

That’s it. I cannot deal with the tile saga, this, and who H may or may not be.

I’m going to watch the Masterchef final again to chill out.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

she persisted.

Exactly. Whomever was feeling bad earlier. Don’t.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

thread 181 - “Time flies when you’re judging slop”
Tile flies approaching stop. Spooky.

 

[Silver Linings]