Flying monkeys were released on the questioning squiggle. Their profile now won't load so not sure if deactivated or twitter glitch.
Jack Monroe #180 Dildos, diatribes and diarrhoea
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Maybe if we all agree that we are past caring...
It's pathetic that they rely on their fanatics to fight their corner. They should ask them kindly to stand down and let them deal with them. That way it can't be don't as
Other recent highlights are when she illegally got a GoHenry account and when 500+ members of Tattle were basically the only audience on a del monte Instagram live. It was also good when she was at war with all vegans on Linda Macrtney’s social media pages, and when she dressed up as Mary Poppins, and also went for fish and chips whilst being riddled with long Covid.OH MY GOD I've just got to the bit where she turns up on tattle??? Got thread #31 open in another tab, looking forwards to what I assume will be a wild ride
I love that the only discernable effect the attention-grabbing tweet seems to have had so far has been annoying the squiggle who saw right through the 'hunch' and then bringing us a new member of the cabal. I feel like we should be using Jack as a brand ambassador at this point, they've done more for us than they've done for Del Monte.Alright hi ladsDidn't know much about Jack this morning, but her 'eXpErimeNt' tweet came up on my feed loads this morning and with nothing else to do on a Saturday in lockdown I have entertained myself for a couple of hours having a cheeky stalk. Glad to see there's a thread for her, as I have so many questions!
Ok so this tweet pretty much sums up everything I'm confused with
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I understand she probably was struggling for money at some point but with such a large following and so many TV shows HOW IS SHE STILL STRUGGLING??? I'm so confused!!!?? Is she a gambler or something?
duck I was just gonna post saying this thread is keeping me entertained while I'm being emotionally neglected by my colleagues who are actually doing work but I'm just gonna Whatsapp them that gif instead
Hwy
How will they cope without their
Dear diary moments.
Hey guys imagine if this twitter glitch is forever.I love that the only discernable effect the attention-grabbing tweet seems to have had so far has been annoying the squiggle who saw right through the 'hunch' and then bringing us a new member of the cabal. I feel like we should be using Jack as a brand ambassador at this point, they've done more for us than they've done for Del Monte.
duck I was just gonna post saying this thread is keeping me entertained while I'm being emotionally neglected by my colleagues who are actually doing work but I'm just gonna Whatsapp them that gif instead
How will they cope without theirDear diary moments.
Aww, I love the new members. Once you've been reading Jack threads for more than two weeks you're like:
I can tell that Twitter is down because a friend of mine who is a blue ticker/complete addict actually sent me a whatsapp message during daylight hours. Obviously missing the attention and interaction. Twitter is a sickness.
I can tell that Twitter is down because a friend of mine who is a blue ticker/complete addict actually sent me a whatsapp message during daylight hours. Obviously missing the attention and interaction. Twitter is a sickness.
Don’t worry, there’s always Instagram for full colour slop pics and exciting brand partnerships.Hwy
Hey guys imagine if this twitter glitch is forever.
Dear diary moments.
When I was sixteen I was introduced to a girl who would quickly become my best friend and, for a few years, my girlfriend. The link we had in common was a woman basically just like Jack in regards to attention seeking, amateur dramatics, and emotional blackmail. Sixteen years later, when she comes up in conversation one of us will still remark how this woman did at least one good thing in her life by introducing us to each other.
This is how I currently feel about Jack. Jack is horrendous but the cabal is fantastic.
Full colour is wasted on Jack; she really does make food that's ideal for the radio.
...and that's just the last four months!
Jack has made this pandemic a lot less dull, at least.
Even the Department of Education/Academy school pile on era was only last weekend!
No wonder she needs dino naps. She's exhausting.
No wonder she needs dino naps. She's exhausting.
I hate to be a grammar snob, but how can a professional writer have such a poor understanding of apostrophes? It's a constant problem, up there with thankyou.
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Oh duck off with the baby speak, it's not cute, it makes me rile lol!!! I bet she is getting annoyed Twitter is glitching when she should be basking in her glory of attention seeking peak behaviour. She's so narc she's prob thinking it's a direct affront against her, that Twitter just cannot handle all her likes and good vibes
Oh duck off with the baby speak, it's not cute, it makes me rile lol!!! I bet she is getting annoyed Twitter is glitching when she should be basking in her glory of attention seeking peak behaviour. She's so narc she's prob thinking it's a direct affront against her, that Twitter just cannot handle all her likes and good vibes
Or somethingAlright hi lads
Ok so this tweet pretty much sums up everything I'm confused with
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I understand she probably was struggling for money at some point but with such a large following and so many TV shows HOW IS SHE STILL STRUGGLING??? I'm so confused!!!?? Is she a gambler or something?
designer clothes, Cotswold sideboardssssss, hammock, iMac, MacBook, earpodssssss, flower subscription, sleeper trains, trainerssssss. Botox, smeg fridge/freezerssss. She is very fond of multiples, etc etcAnd very fortunate to find so many things in puddles.Or something
Her/Their non-binary status and pronouns are cosplay, like her poverty and her autism. It’s all a game designed to gaslight others into thinking we’re doing something ‘wrong’ if we don’t play into it
Hence 180 threadsOk I'll stop clogging up this thread in a bit but NONE of my friends who've graduated from uni are earning more than 25k and she was earning 27k straight out of school in 2007????????
Edit: also "She claims to have sold a piano, a very fancy watch" WHO THE duck OWNS A PIANO??? I don't know anyone who owns a piano????? Or a 4.5k watch???? Don't think I've ever owned anything worth anywhere near 4 grand in my LIFE and my family are middle class I guess
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