Harrybosch
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Wonder who she is talking about.
- Notice
Dogmuck
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If you liked Donoghue v Stevenson your gonna lose your shit over R v Brown 
Look that baby up
Look that baby up 
Legal troll here 
this to @essexgirl101 but also any of you ninnies who have that fear moment about this place and Jack threats. Do not fear, threats with the intention of scaring you is absolutely all it is. What I would hypothetically do, if someone or their solicitor wrote a cease and desist is write back (Frauen you can do this yourself and don’t need a lawyer - just an ounce of sense and keep it civil and honest) asking for specifics and evidence of their allegations in order for you to understand what exactly it is they are claiming. Once they reply, write again asking them to explain this area of law to you...as a layman (layfrau) You could have some fun with a bit of to and fro. Minimum Jack has to explain herself (if she’s the one writing), Max she’s paying some fool to respond = no more butter for several years. If I were Ms Monroes counsel Id be warning her off her constant legal actions because there is an actual thing called Vexatious Litigation, judges don’t like that and certainly don’t like law firms who pursue this kind of activity. Firing off baseless letters like this with absolutely no merit is actually Harrasment...that’s not a civil matter that’s a criminal matter. There’s some free advice for you Jackie you’re welcome Hun.
traumatised sideboard
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Sorry @HotesTilaire I'd forgotten about the Onion Police in Black. Please accept this two-cheeks-of-the-same-arsebot as an apology. I know I'm not m'ladybot but really all artists are the same, aren't they? I'm aware it also looks like a massive penis, that was unintentional.
(also Hotes you featured in a dream I had a few nights ago but due to my limited knowledge of your person, it was your old avatar of the woman who doesn't exist perched atop a woman with preposterously huge tits and you never said anything)
(also Hotes you featured in a dream I had a few nights ago but due to my limited knowledge of your person, it was your old avatar of the woman who doesn't exist perched atop a woman with preposterously huge tits and you never said anything)
Veronicaaa
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From the squiggle who emailed her contribution to Jack and who now wants their details deleted. Looks like Jack's been up in their DMs with more nastiness.
Scarletfever
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LMAO the DfE adviser has liked this tweet
Tread carefully Jack!
Tread carefully Jack!
essexgirl101
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Just answering some questions from previous thread about my own experiences of school.
I don’t think I was friends with the poorest girl there. I was probably the ‘poorest’ out of my friendship group in terms of parental income, house size, location etc.
I did do Duke of Edinburgh. 90% of us did it- it was a ‘thing’ and the teacher who led it was fab. No nonsense- her advice about backpacking has stayed with me through all my travels. “You only need three pairs of pants- 1 to wear, 1 pair drying on the back of your rucksack and an emergency pair. If you get desperate turn them inside out”
In terms of how she knew who I was - I knew it was a possibility she’d work it out. I haven’t said anything libellous, untrue... or particularly groundbreaking tbh.. so I’m not worried about being sued particularly but thanks for your messages
I don’t think I was friends with the poorest girl there. I was probably the ‘poorest’ out of my friendship group in terms of parental income, house size, location etc.
I did do Duke of Edinburgh. 90% of us did it- it was a ‘thing’ and the teacher who led it was fab. No nonsense- her advice about backpacking has stayed with me through all my travels. “You only need three pairs of pants- 1 to wear, 1 pair drying on the back of your rucksack and an emergency pair. If you get desperate turn them inside out”
In terms of how she knew who I was - I knew it was a possibility she’d work it out. I haven’t said anything libellous, untrue... or particularly groundbreaking tbh.. so I’m not worried about being sued particularly but thanks for your messages
Veronicaaa
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Tort is the past tense of 'teach' OBVIOUSLY!!
ETA: eg Jack went to grammar school but it tort her nuffink.
ETA: eg Jack went to grammar school but it tort her nuffink.
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People-huv-tae-know
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Congratulations to @Silver Linings for the thread title!
Welcome to thread 178 least trolliest of trolls.
In short Jack has been an unbelievable Unt!
She came in all guns and gobby mouth blazing with the venom of a thousand bile suns, ready to do battle at high noon with a .....reasonable and qualified blue ticker who was unsurprisingly not wrong about his methods.
Jack's flying monkey sheep and a non entity bot did their usual and made Twitter the very Hellscape Jack accuses everyone else of creating.
Despicable cosplay with illness and describing antibiotics as intensive treatment because its Jack and we all know the Spiel by now.
She has broken data protection rules and behaved abominably to a reasonable squiggle.
She is moving house and is desperate for the Cabal to know it. I just hope her long suffering landlady gets to keep the deposit and use it to fix the house.
Jack denies her family's slumlord legacy.
Her tax return is predictably late again.
Someone confiscated her phone, put Jack in the naughty corner and wrote a very contrite grovelling apology. The lack of thankyou gave it away.
Welcome to thread 178 least trolliest of trolls.
In short Jack has been an unbelievable Unt!
She came in all guns and gobby mouth blazing with the venom of a thousand bile suns, ready to do battle at high noon with a .....reasonable and qualified blue ticker who was unsurprisingly not wrong about his methods.
Jack's flying monkey sheep and a non entity bot did their usual and made Twitter the very Hellscape Jack accuses everyone else of creating.
Despicable cosplay with illness and describing antibiotics as intensive treatment because its Jack and we all know the Spiel by now.
She has broken data protection rules and behaved abominably to a reasonable squiggle.
She is moving house and is desperate for the Cabal to know it. I just hope her long suffering landlady gets to keep the deposit and use it to fix the house.
Jack denies her family's slumlord legacy.
Her tax return is predictably late again.
Someone confiscated her phone, put Jack in the naughty corner and wrote a very contrite grovelling apology. The lack of thankyou gave it away.
Housekeeping
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New to Jack? Have a look at the wiki.
colouredlines
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Catching up, this feels like a personal attack. 
Deep breath.
So. A traditional paella valenciana comprises:
Bomba rice, water, chicken, rabbit, beans (not sure exactly what the variety is called in English because it's quite specific, garrofó in Catalan. Not rinsed baked beans), a small amount of tomàquet triturat (passata probably the closest), saffron, rosemary, and olive oil. Possibly garlic, possibly snails.
There are other varieties: paella de marisc (seafood paella) is the most famous internationally. Mixing seafood and meat (mar i muntanya, or sea and mountain) is only for tourists, and adding chorizo is a hangable offence.
Valencians get arsey over ANY deviation. Onions? No. Peas? Fuck off. Stock? A dangerous break with tradition.
Jack's dish has artichoke, sundried tomatoes, mixed mushrooms, leek, fennel, red pepper and home made chilli garlic oil. Chilli and sundried tomatoes are not used in Valencian/Catalan cuisine. Also, in a region that prides itself on seasonality, the chances of wintery leeks, summery red peppers, and autumnal mushrooms sharing a dish are slim to none.
Finally, the word paella means "frying pan". It's not specifically that big black double-handled pan - it's all frying pans, so you might see in the shop something labelled paella per a truites and that would be an omelette pan. In short: not everything cooked in a paella (pan) is a paella (dish), but a paella (dish) can only be cooked in a paella (pan).
There is another rice dish, arròs al forn, which means "baked rice" and is - you've guessed it - baked. But Jack hasn't made that, either...it's actually tasty.
That is an abomination.
All I can think is that she was grunkaing here, saw me share the link to That Man's paella controversy, and is hoping to start something similar? Then she can play the victim and squiggles will rush to her defence, because when those silly foreigners insist that words have meanings, they're just being food snobs!
...and breathe.
PS after witnessing her pronounce "cabal" I would dearly love to hear Jack say "paella".
PPS if any Frauen visit Barcelona and would like to eat rice, go here: https://www.grupxativa.com/ca/restaurants/larrosseria-xativa/ They have a few branches around the city, and as well as various paelles they have other Catalan/Valencian rice dishes (like my favourite, arròs negre). Don't go to a tourist restaurant on Les Rambles/in El Gòtic, they will take your money and give you shit food, just like Jack.
Deep breath.
So. A traditional paella valenciana comprises:
Bomba rice, water, chicken, rabbit, beans (not sure exactly what the variety is called in English because it's quite specific, garrofó in Catalan. Not rinsed baked beans), a small amount of tomàquet triturat (passata probably the closest), saffron, rosemary, and olive oil. Possibly garlic, possibly snails.
There are other varieties: paella de marisc (seafood paella) is the most famous internationally. Mixing seafood and meat (mar i muntanya, or sea and mountain) is only for tourists, and adding chorizo is a hangable offence.
Valencians get arsey over ANY deviation. Onions? No. Peas? Fuck off. Stock? A dangerous break with tradition.
Jack's dish has artichoke, sundried tomatoes, mixed mushrooms, leek, fennel, red pepper and home made chilli garlic oil. Chilli and sundried tomatoes are not used in Valencian/Catalan cuisine. Also, in a region that prides itself on seasonality, the chances of wintery leeks, summery red peppers, and autumnal mushrooms sharing a dish are slim to none.
Finally, the word paella means "frying pan". It's not specifically that big black double-handled pan - it's all frying pans, so you might see in the shop something labelled paella per a truites and that would be an omelette pan. In short: not everything cooked in a paella (pan) is a paella (dish), but a paella (dish) can only be cooked in a paella (pan).
There is another rice dish, arròs al forn, which means "baked rice" and is - you've guessed it - baked. But Jack hasn't made that, either...it's actually tasty.
That is an abomination.
All I can think is that she was grunkaing here, saw me share the link to That Man's paella controversy, and is hoping to start something similar? Then she can play the victim and squiggles will rush to her defence, because when those silly foreigners insist that words have meanings, they're just being food snobs!
...and breathe.
PS after witnessing her pronounce "cabal" I would dearly love to hear Jack say "paella".
PPS if any Frauen visit Barcelona and would like to eat rice, go here: https://www.grupxativa.com/ca/restaurants/larrosseria-xativa/ They have a few branches around the city, and as well as various paelles they have other Catalan/Valencian rice dishes (like my favourite, arròs negre). Don't go to a tourist restaurant on Les Rambles/in El Gòtic, they will take your money and give you shit food, just like Jack.
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EllaEm87
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I wish it was a criminal offence to impersonate food writers, tv presenters and activists
Harrybosch
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As a license fee payer, I was actually her employer last year for two weeks. Time for her annual performance review. #sheworksforus
We paid her wages, you fucks.
Veronicaaa
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Underneath one of her now-deleted tweets, she forgot to delete the gleeful response to one of her flying monkeys.
LJChrist on a bike. We found Nessie!
Or, buttered snakes DO exist (but now dry. So dry).
LennyBriscoe
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On the money BB and she could be pitied if she wasn’t so downright nasty. She will end up a sad and lonely woman.
I’m finding life a bit tough at the moment. If I allow myself to go back to my default setting - feeling sorry for myself/comparing myself to others/mentally compiling examples of how things keep going wrong for me and those close to me, then I would be in danger of getting bitter and acting like Jack. So I work hard at keeping a check on that and I won’t lie, a part of that is reminding myself that “things could get worse...you could act like Jack. Easier said than done sometimes but I’ve got to keep at it because I want better for myself.
I’ve always had depression and I’ve eventually persuaded the Psychiatrist who looks after me (not on speed dial) to change my meds again because they just weren’t working and in addition, I put on a lot of weight as one of them is notorious for it. So I’m on a wee journey of weaning down/nothing/starting new but I am confident that I would still have better impulse control with posting than Jack does. If I feel shit/irritable/agitated I will stay offline. I understand Jack maybe doesn’t have that but she knows she can get it...she just doesn’t want it.
Last weekend I had a word with myself about over sharing but clearly I should bump that up my defect list. Sorry fraus
I’ve always had depression and I’ve eventually persuaded the Psychiatrist who looks after me (not on speed dial) to change my meds again because they just weren’t working and in addition, I put on a lot of weight as one of them is notorious for it. So I’m on a wee journey of weaning down/nothing/starting new but I am confident that I would still have better impulse control with posting than Jack does. If I feel shit/irritable/agitated I will stay offline. I understand Jack maybe doesn’t have that but she knows she can get it...she just doesn’t want it.
Last weekend I had a word with myself about over sharing but clearly I should bump that up my defect list. Sorry fraus
ThunderClapForCapers
Active member
Aah, happier times. 
HotesTilaire
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Just because the snake wasn’t buttered doesn’t make it vegan, ffs 
Jelly Bean
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I have never properly unclenched from cringing when Jack tweeted Matt's wife thanking her for lending Matt to her.
Mrs Tebbutt had the good sense to neither reply nor like it.