Jack Monroe #178 I am a human being and I make mistakes

[Boyo]

She’s taken a jar of pre-made anti-pasti and dumped it on some microwave rice.

How come you’ve got immediate access to her recipe? Hmmmmm?

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Pocahontas]

Poca, if there’s one thing we’ve learnt over 177 threads is that her followers are clearly not the sharpest knives in the drawer.

 

[Eurgh]

How come you’ve got immediate access to her recipe? Hmmmmm?

I’m a top tier patreon sub. Duh.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Why did she send an actual paper letter? Is it more... Legal? It's a bit of a hit and miss way to tell someone to cease. How would she know it had even been received?

Is it because a recorded delivery letter is more valuable in court than a text/WhatsApp/email/messenger?

Nothing about Jack would surprise me...her whole persona is baffling.

I have a vision of her scribbling away, tongue sticking out, writing "go away!" with her quill pen.

She can’t send things in the post, remember, the post office told her. Maybe a friendly taxi driver delivered it?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

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Wow, it’s even more harrowing the second time around.

Make it stop.

 

[Pocahontas]

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LJChrist on a bike. We found Nessie!
Or, buttered snakes DO exist (but now dry. So dry).

 

[Marj24]

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The rice looks a sliceable, stodgy, claggy mess!

 

[Veronicaaa]

I bet you're being triangulated right now!

It's really amazing, when you think about it. In one breath, she wants peoples email addresses / postal addresses to send Lion bars / actual DWP whistleblowers / etc, and in the next breath, she's in your mentions threatening legal action and boasting how easy it is to triangulate people.

 

[KingBabar]

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Is that dried up 'melted cheese around the edges like on the lasagne?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

LJChrist on a bike. We found Nessie!
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This is what caught my eye (made me tit my pants).

Terrifying!

 

[KebabGirl]

No cat available to bury the bad news of yesterday, so deploy a paella instead. You can see how this level of logical thinking made someone get in the top 10 of grammar school results in 1999.
Other Fraus with more knowledge can correct me, but I've never seen a paella look like that in Spain or Spanish restaurants.

 

[Flash123]

LJChrist on a bike. We found Nessie!
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My favourite moment of DKL was when Matt took the piss out of her for putting sundried tomatoes in a salad in a snarky “what is this, the 90’s” as he was clearly sick of her by this stage.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Just because the snake wasn’t buttered doesn’t make it vegan, ffs

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

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Any Spanish Fraus both here presently or in future I can only apologise.

 

[Lanie]

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That looks like the contents of restaurant food bin.

 

[Grizzlybear]

Just because the snake wasn’t buttered doesn’t make it vegan, ffs
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Looks like a shrivelled trouser snake tbh

 

[DinosaurSenior]

That "paella" looks (J Arthur) Rank now....what dafuq is it going to look like after it's been frozen, defrosted and reheated!?

 

[Veronicaaa]

As if anyone’s going to trust her with their email address after her display yesterday. And if they are, then more fool them. Whyyyyy does anyone need a recipe for that repugnant dish, I don’t know.

See, if she just wrote the recipe up before posting the pics, all this email subscription stuff would be null and void, she could just post a link. But the point is, I think, to get as many email addresses as possible. For REASONS.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Uh oh. THAT MAN got in a lot of trouble with the Spanish for making inauthentic paella. And his actually looked edible.