Face/Off works perfectly for this. Even has a peach reference!
Jack Monroe #171 Just discovered her and think she’s horrid
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Face/Off works perfectly for this. Even has a peach reference!
So, where is she then? It's mad that I think I know this, but that isn't her kitchen...?
- What's she getting at, she only posts when she is either bragging, preaching or alluding to something that she can brag or preach about on a later date. What's she up to?
She's trolling us again, right?My god the eyeIt just gets worse the more you look at it. I mean this has to be a joke
There can be no other explanation as to why you would share this.
I think she genuinely considers herself in the category of influencer and thinks these are the types of picture people want to see of her.
In my head I’m thinking....you’re a budget cook mate, put an apron on and pose with your lunch or cooking instead of trying to give yourself big boobs and bum for likes. But we know about her dislike of cleanliness
And she’s all about the ego boosts than she is her career.By next week, we’ll have one of her walking down the street Molly-Mae style in a Fear of God Essentials hoody, huge puffa coat and Yeezy’s. Oh and huge sunglasses and veneers with her trusty Mulberry. bleeping moron, she’s just so desperate for validation it’s pathetic.
She looks so smug here.
I reckon she's moved hence the relative quiet this week and a barrage of showing off will now commence.
I reckon she's moved hence the relative quiet this week and a barrage of showing off will now commence.
Well if it is a new home, it isn’t going to look like that for long when she unpacks all her shite.
Is she still shielding then? No. Still no mention of getting a vaccine, even I’m getting mine on Monday.
How many photos will she have to tweet before we triangulate her new gaff? Under 10, I reckon.
Very possible, considering the text. Interesting that she uses the word "little" though, knowing as we do that she doesn't do subtlety and what her idea of what a big house is, one wouldn't like to guess for what reason she's showing her disapproval..
Contour by Kryten, teeth by Dwayne Dibley.
If this is a new gaff, what was the banging on about the crappy bungalows garden? Or was it in fact a forever homes garden? Is she in Howdens?
Can someone please point me to whichever modelling agency said this was a “perfect face” because I have some magic beans going at a very reasonable price that I think might be of interest to them.
That peach has been in the fruit bowl too long, it looks all saggy and wrinkled.
It’s the full moon tomorrow night and her face is ready for it
So is she or is she not a wheelchair use anymore? Out of all the things to find rage inducing about her, the wheelchair emoji was the one for me. Real nice Jack! Must make actual wheelchair users feel stabby seeing her cosplay disability.
Marcus is getting all up in Jack's niche!
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Marcus is cooking too. Please, noooooooo
Can’t wait for her to move purely so we get a guest appearance from the landlord. Have never wanted to see 2 years of limescale build up on a tap more !
I can see eggs, wonder if there's any fish in there?
I don’t think she ever was a wheelchair user but she certainly saw herself as belonging to the lesser-abled part of society for a time.
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