I was just coming here to say it's usually either salad or yogurt.
Jack Monroe #171 Just discovered her and think she’s horrid
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Oh no - has she managed to smuggle herself secretly into Nigella's house? 
Rustling her up some brown slop as a surprise?
ETA It could be worse - it could be 'lil happy place'
Rustling her up some brown slop as a surprise?
ETA It could be worse - it could be 'lil happy place'
Her fans' gullibility?
'And then I told them I couldn't afford butter!'
I proper Mutley laughed at thatDying
Uncanny.
I saw the pic here first and initially thought it was the work of dear heart @Alansbigplate
Ugh. She's got exactly the comments she wanted then
So thirsty!
The smol manic pixie has grunked all of the canals “taking T but flashing her boobs” chat then and decided to spotlight her Mediterranean arse instead.
Edit it wasn’t
, it was me
Edit it wasn’t
, it was me
There's also my favourite podcast, Sentimental Garbage - they've discussed everything from Flowers in the Attic to Sex and the City, and I love that a new author joins each week to discuss their favourite 'trashy' chick-lit!!
Marmalade, tell me the truth and I won’t be cross. Did you do this?? Did you do this? Did. You. Do. This?
I refuse to believe that even Jack would post such a ridiculous photograph of themselves. I literally can’t cope with it. This is sideboard thirst trapping all over again!! I want to hide, I’m bordering on physical discomfort from the cringe levels. Nnnggggggggggggaaaggghhhh
What is the green dot on her leg, technical fraus?
You don’t think she’s moved do you
Self timer maybe? Which would make it even creepier, but she is a fan of the fake selfie
This is what her new face reminds me of
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It can't be her kitchen; the knobs all match.
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