Also given herself 5 o’clock shadow
Jack Monroe #171 Just discovered her and think she’s horrid
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Ohhh peach season came early this year
And the oven is flush with the worktops and therefore not a fire hazard #notherkitchen
OMG Poca lmao!!!
The light face and the dark neck I just 
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I bet she's in B&Q or the like playing with the display kitchens 
Saturday afternoon at IkeaI bet she's in B&Q or the like playing with the display kitchens
I'm choosing to ignore the face and bottom (for my own sanity) and instead wondering whats being cooked up on the hob (if anything)
But that’s the worst bit!
@Alansbigplate quick give her some tips. Honestly the refaced archive looks more like her than her own photos of herself!
Honestly!!! That's why she's put the big caption on it, it's covering up the price stuck to front of ovenSaturday afternoon at Ikea
The size of that arse, it could push the Ever Given back into the Suez Canal.
Does she realise how ridiculous she looks by filtering every little bit of her?
Does she realise how ridiculous she looks by filtering every little bit of her?
Not sure what it reminds me of most - a 14 year old who has just discovered fake tan and full coverage foundation or a 15 year old who hasn't discovered girls or showers yet.The light face and the dark neck I just
Check out the face zoomed in. It’s not normal, it’s like a face mask...
Look around the ear!
It's like Travolta and Cage in Face Off.
And what is going on with her eyebrows?!
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She’s a bleeping ghost, fading into the ether!!
My god the eye It just gets worse the more you look at it. I mean this has to be a joke
It just gets worse the more you look at it. I mean this has to be a jokeBy all rights, she'll be howling and wailing about the severest back pain ever soon (and it'll actually be genuinely screamingly ouchy). The misogynistic comic book spine snap will come back to haunt her if she does it more and twice in a couple of hours.
Hopefully it means she's blagged a free house off somebody (L), as at least that would mean she isn't torturing the landlady of the bungalow anymore.
Hopefully it means she's blagged a free house off somebody (L), as at least that would mean she isn't torturing the landlady of the bungalow anymore.
If that's what the last laugh looks like, why would you want it?
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