Jack Monroe #17 The shed is dead, shaved her head, on the beg for a left-hand Smeg
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It's really not at all her forte. Reminds me of all those X factor hopefuls that seem to genuinely think they can sing and are often encouraged by their friends, when they are completely average and have zero stage persona.
There's no shame in not having screen presence or great presentation skills. Many people don't. But for the love of God, don't film a mayo show from a shed. #mayoisntvegan #horsethrushdischarge
I wonder if it will be like the ‘Vanish tip exchange’ where the answer to every query was “rub some Vanish on it”.
Don't know where to start, the scary eyes darting to the side, the even scarier lunge to turn off the camera at the end, the ridiculous number of Hellmans' products prominently displayed on the shelves behind, the frantic waving
………...Looking forward to Tattle group viewing though
Christ that IG video is an excruciating watch.
She even has to check the autocue at the start to remind herself of her name
I mean, that's basic information isn't it?! It's not like it's live TV.... Just reshoot the video if you duck it up, rather than upload that stilted performance 
She looks really undernourished
I CAN NOT WAIT FOR TUESDAY!! I missed the text along with DKL so I feel I’m owed this
Actually scrap that, I just watched the video and it was waaaay too awkward. I don’t think I can sit through any more of that!I CAN NOT WAIT FOR TUESDAY!! I missed the text along with DKL so I feel I’m owed this
Agreed. You can see the cogs turning. It’s so painful!I CAN NOT WAIT FOR TUESDAY!! I missed the text along with DKL so I feel I’m owed this
Actually scrap that, I just watched the video and it was waaaay too awkward. I don’t think I can sit through any more of that!
She just isnt a natural, at all.
I do like Miguel. Love what he does. Hes a total goon but likeable.
I do like Miguel. Love what he does. Hes a total goon but likeable.
Trust us, you'll manage with the help of your fellow TattlersI CAN NOT WAIT FOR TUESDAY!! I missed the text along with DKL so I feel I’m owed this
Actually scrap that, I just watched the video and it was waaaay too awkward. I don’t think I can sit through any more of that!
Christ... So everything will have mayo in it? Brill.
You'll have to get me through it too, DK was bad enough with Matt and his fore arms dragging her through but without him... Its going to be a cringe fest.Trust us, you'll manage with the help of your fellow Tattlers
That video was basically; her name, the show name, the sponsor and her guest... and she couldn't remember it.
Not sure I can watch it!
Can you bung mayonnaise in a curry?
Warm mayo from her hot, stuffy shed
Hope she doesn't use any cheese - it'll be in a puddle if she lifts it out of the fridge for more than 1 minute!Warm mayo from her hot, stuffy shed
Like mayo from a sweaty kebab shop.Warm mayo from her hot, stuffy shed
Aren’t Unilever quite morally bereft? Surprised she wants to work with them, what with her being a champion for the downtrodden people...
Coronation chicken for two points please Alex.
Amazing...
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