Jack Monroe #17 The shed is dead, shaved her head, on the beg for a left-hand Smeg

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Saint_clemmie

Saint_clemmie

PoorPatrol said:
Just to pointlessly circle back to the non train incident, and her reasoning that it was because she looked so hot 😐 erm, I’m not expert on the male psyche, but I don’t think that a grey upside down rats tail is what men generally lust after? I think, if we surveyed Porn Hub, the most requested ‘look’ would be something like ‘blonde teenage MILF’, rather than ‘pale and thin compulsive liar with a tail in their face’.

Such a load of bullshit anyway.

Has anyone already compiled a list of all the dreadful things that happen to Jack on trains? She’s been called a single mum bleep or something or other, fallen under one and nobody cared, sat near, looked at, all sorts of horrors!
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Remember the white trash comment?
 
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Breakdance Badass

Breakdance Badass

Even sadder Nims asked if “JM is mailing out her book?” Such a shame I think she adores her, and JM only likes to creep up to blue tickets
 
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chocolate choux

chocolate choux

Harrybosch said:
She's also 'tucked her labia into three pairs of pants' to work at the club. Yep, she said that.
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What does that even mean? Why would that be necessary? Is her obsession with threes related to a strict Christian upbringing? I have so many questions
 
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PennyLoafer

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Breakdance Badass said:
“People writing things about my labia, I’ve put it out there and I don’t care” uh huh
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So it wasn't just me. bleeping hell.
PennyLoafer said:
Talking about wearing a cheapo Christmas fancy dress costume in the Groucho and how the photos were safe because "what happens in the Groucho stays in the Groucho".

Now screaming about Miguel Barclay. I mean, actually screaming. It's interesting - Vix is apparently her bezzie but she's also getting in a few jabs e.g. "so much excitement for such a minor chef" (or words to that effect), making noises about Jack's "poor impulse control".

This is perhaps the weirdest thing I've ever watched. So unfunny, so charmless, so pointless. It's just Jack banging on endlessly about herself - and her legs?! - and showing no interest whatsoever in other people. Oh but wait! She says the reason it's been so nice is because she hasn't had to ask other people questions BECAUSE AUTISM.

Oh my god. As she signed off, did she really say "journalists writing about my labia"?
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I will sum up, Tattlers, with two thoughts:

1) That interview was a really, really bad idea. The Vix/Jack dynamic reminded me of Tubal & Shylock. I'm on your side! Or am I? Ha ha!
2) I've alluded to this before and I'll say it again. Jack *may* be on substances other than booze. JUST MY OPINION, YOUR HONOUR.
 
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