Jack Monroe #165 She’s in a fugue state

[waffle maker]

Comments off is my thread title nomination

 

[ThriftStoreLeCreuset]

OK, this is waaayyy too awkwardly promotional of Mel Donte now.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

“One of the benefits of canned food (edit, she said fruit) is that it’s canned”. What would DM do without her pearls of wisdom.

 

[colouredlines]

Canned fruit is better for you than fresh fruit apparently.

 

[Switchstreetz]

She's just gonna drop everything and sprint off camera

 

[moosesauna]

plot twist: she's watching this Tattle thread in the back

 

[SlopAmbsase]

Fresh fruit just hanging out getting mugged off. Poor fruities

 

[bazzam]

like spud in trainspotting the interview scene.

 

[hydeist]

Oh god she's panicking, she looks teary

 

[kachoochoo]

uses for juice from del monte tins - straight on the list

 

[Toffee finger]

Oh it’s almost over, what a shame!
Even with all the mistakes it’s probably the best live she has done even though she now sounds like she is about to cry
(best out of a terrrible shitshow of lives so that isn’t praise!)

 

[Debarkle]

Is she about to cry?!

No it’s her voice. On one of her lives I thought she was announcing her dad had died but it was just her introducing his crap chicken “Chinese” curry.

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Oh God she sounds so nervous.

 

[ThePowderMonkey]

It's actually making me feel half bad for her but then nah.

Same. The visibly shaking hands did it for me. I think anyone who has experienced anxiety will know how she’s feeling right now. She’ll probably have a little cry when it’s over. I hate the grifting and the lies but I really don’t enjoy watching someone this vulnerable.

 

[GoLando]

Her head is not shaved

BUT SHE LITERALLY TWEETED SHE HAD BUZZED IT OFF??? DIDN'T SHE???? Was I dreaming?

 

[Showmethemoonie]

Her voice...

 

[Bombastic]

And breathe

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Someone from the Del Monte team is definitely getting sacked after this.

 

[spirals]

Well... I don’t know what to say

 

[moosesauna]

The cringe is too real, this is a level of social anxiety I haven't seen since I was 13 and had to do a presentation in class