Jack Monroe #165 She’s in a fugue state

[spirals]

She had 2 pineapple rings left in the tin for a snack later. Pity she'd contaminated them with raw chicken juice while she was fishing the others out.

Stoooooppp! . I hate chicken even more after today.

 

[Walkdengirl]

Food fraus, am I being silly, or did she just imply that cold pineapple juice will cook raw chicken

This honestly has the manic energy of someone being forced to cook slop at gunpoint

It breaks down the fibres so makes the texture a bit woolly, not pleasant to eat

 

[Mitzymooface]

Thread title, Del Monte, it’s in the can.

 

[Sentient mirror]

Chillin with cable and two tribes on the radio. Bliss

 

[Lanie]

Terrible Just terrible

 

[Marj24]

To the newer frauen, can you believe that Hellmans live was actually significantly worse than this? It actually makes Mel Donte look professional.

That's true but I don't think Del Monte will look at an think 'well it could have been worse'

 

[Captainmouse]

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Team red are the winners! Just one away from a full house but she foiled us by pre chopping the onion

I knew the pods were a gonna

 

[Pocahontas]

New thread!
Cant believe this one held. I’ve yet to catch up!

Jack Monroe #166 Comments are off

Congratulations to @waffle maker for the thread title! 🎉 your prize: mmm that unsealed bag of chicken juice and raw onion. Recap of last thread She may have double booked.. She was ‘burned out and furious’ in the eve of her birthday. ‘Enjoy your birthday, Jack’. SHAN’T. Lucky Del Monte. She...

tattle.life

 

[calla123]

I think I just cringed myself inside out...

Hello Frauen und Herren, I have chosen this frankly excrutiating moment to finally comment here, excited that after a year of reading your absolutely banging commentary I can finally join in live. I didn't even give a tit about Jack until I found this thread and now I'm a full blown cabal devotee.

As someone said above, there were moments I felt bad for her but how can you when she's willingly taking these opportunities and getting paid for it? She's so unprofessional it's actually shocking. The only other time I've seen her on screen is when I went back to watch the horse spunk incident and I was shooketh.

And finally...WTF MADE IT 'UPSIDE DOWN'? I am now off to unclench hole/toes/entire being