Reality: Louisa has bought a smorgasbord of the poshest cheese in Waitrose for lunch, and a gift in the £300-500 range (see Dyson hair dryer, Dyson fan) as well as a few “little” gifts (premium make up; clothes; maybe another pair of hideous trainers). She’s not much in the kitchen so she’s ordered a cook-at-home box from Jack’s favourite independent, Dishoom. Jack’s parents have bought her an Omega Seamaster to replace the one she so tragically had to sell. SB’s dad has sent loads of Greggs cakes because they both know, from bitter experience, the passive-aggressive sighs if Jack has to make her own birthday cake.
Twitter: Jack posts about cheap crisps and a photo of SmartPrice gravy that is sadness personified.
The lies. Love the slight dig from Rev Rich Coles. He knows.
Twitter: Jack posts about cheap crisps and a photo of SmartPrice gravy that is sadness personified.
The lies. Love the slight dig from Rev Rich Coles. He knows.