Yay go Henry go...
When you use children as an excuse to be duplicitous you deserve everything you get.
Jack Monroe #156 Super crabby ADHD faux vegan is mendacious
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When you use children as an excuse to be duplicitous you deserve everything you get.
The only way she would’ve got one is if she’s done it in her kids name or lied about her age when applying. But seeing as she’s bragged about using one in her name (idiot) we can safely assume she’s lied about her age and this is the sort of bank account that doesn’t go balls deep in checks as it’s a kids account. She’s her own worst enermy, not us.
You know, using a child's bank account to buy your weekly shopping (for example), even with the child agreeing to it would also be dodgy as hell, as it falls within the realms of money laundering/Deets and squares, if you wanna be down with the youth. The taxman would be very interested as to how much money was potentially being funnelled into a child's account, too - wouldn't they, @MancBee ?
Poor SB.
His account locked due to Jack showing off on SM.
And yes I doubt one complaint would do it - their fraud department must have had a 'forensic' look at what happened and realised it was illegally obtained. (Is illegal the right word? Anyway it was under false pretences).
His account locked due to Jack showing off on SM.
And yes I doubt one complaint would do it - their fraud department must have had a 'forensic' look at what happened and realised it was illegally obtained. (Is illegal the right word? Anyway it was under false pretences).
HELLO IS THAT THE POLICE? Yeah some mendacious bullies are laughing at me because I posted about using a bank account wrong and the bank closed the account.
Yes, absolutely.
Um, charged with what? No one has contacted her. No one has published her address (where would you even do that?) and the only thing anyone has done is report a suspected fraud and I don't even think that was a Tattler.
Wow this has really been worth the grunk this lunchtime!
Imagining this scenario:
Jacks HOY: hey Jack, how are you doing since you left school.
Jack: well I’ve totally PROVED YOUR WRONG.
Jacks HOY: oh wow, are you an successful in your life and career now.
Jack: I cook brown stuff, pretend to be poor and tweet stuff.
Jacks HOY: wow I’ve reassessed my whole teaching career now. We really should have let you sit 20 GCSEs.
Jack: needless to stay, I had the last laugh...
Imagining this scenario:
Jacks HOY: hey Jack, how are you doing since you left school.
Jack: well I’ve totally PROVED YOUR WRONG.
Jacks HOY: oh wow, are you an successful in your life and career now.
Jack: I cook brown stuff, pretend to be poor and tweet stuff.
Jacks HOY: wow I’ve reassessed my whole teaching career now. We really should have let you sit 20 GCSEs.
Jack: needless to stay, I had the last laugh...
Expanded the comment she made.
'self identifying as a nine year old'
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'self identifying as a nine year old'
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Thread title nomination!
Taking the piss is a fine art, and she's absolutely tit at it
Did she honestly say this. I'm speechless.
Everything she's doing at the moment reminds me of the 'needless to say...' moment where Alan goes absolutely mental over his 'don't be blue, Peter!' anecdote
I mean, it's especially bad when you think about the fact that other people (SB's dad // grandparents / etc) may also have been paying into the account.
Jack - that's your son's money, please stop making him pay for his own low welfare sausages.
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why would you set up a bank account for a 10 year old? I don;t have children, is this normal? ahhh the halcyon DKL days...... also "I don't talk much about it" actually made me LOL
You havent mixed in showbiz-ish circles though! You'd think she would have had some exposure to all this, especially being in and around London. It just baffles me, she appears weeks/months/year later talking about this. Such a drip.I’m the same age as Jack and I have no idea about any of thisin my defence I’m still waiting to outgrow my emo phase. But then I don’t pretend to be an expert in all music and would definitely just buy a voucher rather than trying to become a Grime expert on Twitter overnight.
'zany lil money hound'
Go Henry were forced to investigate and stop the account after she showed off and laughed about it like this on SM. They had to set an example.
If she had kept her gob shut nobody would be any the wiser.
There was no sinister deep investigation on Tattle's part - just copying a post SHE WROTE.
Yeah it’s normal for kids to have little savings accounts. It’s not normal to make children buy groceries with the money because their mum’s Visa card is hidden in a lockbox.
thread title - gojack duck off you fraud regards gohenry
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