Jack Monroe #156 Super crabby ADHD faux vegan is mendacious

[Powershower]

Does anyone remember the merkage kids? I have many a fond memory of sitting in my bear friends lowered Clio in McDonald’s car park listening to them and I’m more or less the same age as Jack.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

And also, if the teacher that allegedly told her this was knocking on retirement age, then how the duck did she manage to send her a copy of the book some eleven years later? Surely she’d have been well into her retirement by then? See Jimmy Nail GiF above.

Plus how did she know the address?

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

I always consider myself really cool until I stumble into topics such as grime. I don'r know what grime is. I teach very sweet, innocent teens here in the desert and today I astonished them by explaining that you have to get a teardrop tattoo every time you do a murder. Back to counting my GCSEs to be cool.

I think you only do this if you get caught. West Yorkshire Police would have had better results if Sutcliffe had followed your advice on this.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Plus how did she know the address?

Because it is a lie.

 

[Emmapism]

My overwhelming response would be one of pity, I think

Imagine being that arrogant that you imagine we would care. I've already said repeatedly what I want. Slopbot in concert. The opportunity to wear an onion police t-shirt in public. I AM A SIMPLE WOMAN.

I don't care if two internet randos meet up. If Jack cooks the only explosive thing will be the diahorrea that occurs as a consequence.

 

[Cookiecookie]

Why is she like this? It's ok to not be an expert on everything, or to have to love everything. You can just kind of like bits and bobs of some things, or not like it at all and just buy your brother a voucher.

Mine loves death metal, and whilst I'm ok listening to it, I can't pretend to know anything beyond a couple of band names. I'm not going to start 'liking' that stuff on SM, he'd really start thinking I'd lost my mind, not be amazed by my awesomeness

 

[JuliaGulia]

Why not just ask your brother what he's into. Nice opportunity to have some quality time together, talking about music, rather than spending it online asking strangers for suggstions to impress your brother with?

This is it, isn't it? Even though its the thing her brother is into, she still has to be the person that knows more about it.
Grime. Completed it, mate.

 

[Captainmouse]

Whats she going to do get him a CD? It's 2021 but I know you are in 80s Grange Hill mode so prob get him an LP

She’s going to make a mix tape, from the radio probably whilst wearing her stab vest

 

[Bobsmum]

Get him a voucher. No, not HMV, maybe Amazon or Apple Music which have far more variety and he can download to his phone.

Woolworths?

 

[JuliaGulia]

Why would any of us care if smolsadnonrobot met up with Jack?

Overestimatinghisimportance bot

Is this the same deadline she's been going on about since I can't even recall?!

Groundhog deadline day

 

[Lisbon]

She's probably hoping her new Twitter Grime mates will wing her some exclusive tracks she can impress her brother with

To use a Kevin Keegan phrase I would *love* it if she met comic book tit robot guy, that'd be like Pass-Agg Central.

Stab Vest Jack...

 

[Readingismyhobby]

An interesting, long-deleted post from the past that's relevant to current discussions.

Also an incredibly rare instance of Jack taking some responsibility for her own actions.

I've attached a screenshot from oursouthend.com, posted in May 2012.

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I’d like to know how she got “4.5 reluctant GCSE’s”! Presumably English wasn’t one of them

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

The stab vest was due, yet again, to 'death threats'.

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

Why would any of us care if smolsadnonrobot met up with Jack?

Never gonna happen, mate. Let it go. You're just not important/famous enough. Unless you can manage to fit in with whatever is her flavour of the week campaign.

NotJack has been asked to be a business ambassador for "the animal rights apparel firm"...whatever that is. Please do it - should be interesting!
Also did beans, unrinsed beans!

 

[I’MBUSY!]

The one you signed up for fraudulently? Yes, how tedious that laws apply to you too, Jack.

 

[KebabGirl]

ETA Beaten to it - but leaving there as she's done it as no reply. How long till the latest delete spree starts?

 

[emm]

The one you signed up for fraudulently? Yes, how tedious that laws apply to you too, Jack.

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what is this about a fraudalent bank account?
As if this is true, she has such a good imagination she should really get into fiction writing

 

[Flash123]

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ETA Beaten to it - but leaving there as she's done it as no reply. How long till the latest delete spree starts?

There is no way her back would just email and tell her people were trying to cancel her account. It just isn’t how banks operate. But if it is the go Henry one then she shouldn’t have one anyway! She admitted she lied about her age to get one!

 

[I’MBUSY!]

Jack, YOU told Twitter that YOU signed up for this for YOUR OWN use. Too late now.

 

[Veronicaaa]

That'll be the GoHenry account you said you fraudulently obtained??

ETA also beaten to it, several times!