Jack Monroe #151 A morally destitute and blatantly mendacious fraud?
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I can’t believe I forgot the desk wallpaper! That turned out to be a waste of energy didn’t it?
Well @Sideboard Bob I reckon he was probably busy with managing the fire service, strategy, performance, budgets, HMI inspections, targets. I doubt very much he was sat in a meeting with someone who was having a flounce. The fire service is still very hierarchicalSee that all sounds very logical and realistic, but WHAT ABOUT THE OLD CHEIF @Mokie ?! Where was he??
and I really don’t think the chief would be gracing the disciplinary meeting of a call handler.
I think it's the garage, which at one point was converted into a home office!
ETA: IIRC she spent a lot of time converting it then never did any work there.
ETA: IIRC she spent a lot of time converting it then never did any work there.
But where has the bunny gone?
Has there ever been a bigger spoof than "I didn't want to be in the press" though. Jack takes a slightly larger than normal tit and she's in the papers making an announcement about modern day U bends not being up to the job.
You know what Jack? Us poors don't want your lorry-driver-thrown-on-a-grass-verge bottle of piss masquerading as bubble bath.
I'm just imagining her arranging all that performative bollocks for hours all perfect, and then taking pictures of it and posting them on Twitter instead of getting the hell on with the task in hand!
She is making my eye twitch and I'm making a disgruntled Marge Simpson kind of a noise.
Jack Monroe #152: (almost) 7 books, 1 unreliable narrator
"Jack Monroe: The worst of the worst", available never.
When this book is finally submitted we'll all need a lie down!
☆grunking☆ this reminded me of Catherine Tate doing Nan Taylor:View attachment 440393
Imagine having 180 expensive eyeshadow pallets and you still don't know how to blend your makeup properly
"Coco Chanel? More like Coco the Facking Clown"
"Ginormous Phallus'
Took me a while to read the rest because I couldn't stop laughing!
The rest of what you wrote is absolutely spot on, and she is a ginormous phallus.
Not that I want to be a wallpaper truther but I bet it's under there (or on top of the kitchen cupboards) somewhere.I can’t believe I forgot the desk wallpaper! That turned out to be a waste of energy didn’t it?
It's the dining room with the shed wallpaper. Can see the rail thing at the top of the wall.
Cotwolds on the wall opposite the door.
Cotwolds on the wall opposite the door.
I sense you Monroe-fatigue, @Marmalade Atkins . "It's the dining room." "The chairs are from Aldi." "IT'S A TYPO ON THE COMPANIES HOUSE WEBSITE."
Solidarity and strength, comrade. We've all been there.
@Marmalade Atkins It’s a relief to us all you figured out where the War Room is!
This is what her writing space looked like in September 2018, via instagram....
This is what her writing space looked like in September 2018, via instagram....
Now she's just using a different roll as a really hideous tablecloth instead of writing on it (that is wallpaper isn't it?)I can’t believe I forgot the desk wallpaper! That turned out to be a waste of energy didn’t it?
Honestly though her place looks so chaotic. Just piles of STUFF everywhere. There's no way I'd be able to sleep if I knew that serial killer wall was just a few rooms away. And I wouldn't in a million years proudly share photographic evidence of it with hundreds of thousands of people, including my current and prospective employers.
As will her publishers when they see what the endless deadline extensions have actually bought them, no doubt.
Her favourite room in her favourite house. Then she moved five months later
Her favourite house...I feel like she’s basically an Only Fans account without the requirement for a subscription
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