Jack Monroe #144 The man from Strictly, he say No

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Omg I actually read a few of those parenting articles. They’re like terrible amateur writing class pieces by someone who has never met a child.
Also I know loads of people whose small boys have put on dresses and make up and even in my daughters NE industrial town non-woke nursery they had boys putting on princess dresses. It’s not that unusual.
I had a friend who is neither a lesbian or identifies as anything other than a woman, but she is cheap, she’s being going to barbers for over 30 years as she has very short hair. Sometimes they refuse and sometimes they don’t.
She’s such a teenager.
She thinks she invented the world. What she going to do when she has an actual teenager to deal with...

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Im only read the first one, “Transparenting”, but OMG the glaring lies in it

I bet SB never called her “Mamapapa”
An older boy never said “your Mum’s a ******”

Not to mention these two entries for the Not Happened Of The Year Awards:

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The world is a v different place now, but are kids really at the cutting edge of gender politics? Would they know to use a slur like that...?

I remember “finding out” that Hayley from Corrie was transgender as a kid, it didn’t make sense and I couldn’t understand it but it wasn’t something we ever thought of cos it is such an abstract concept to a child?? Tbh I was always a lil scared of Roy

 

[Boyo]

Diva, here you go, will post diff articles separately x

Quote from pic 3 as #threadtitle #145 Jackie M: Not about to shut up

 

[discolisa]

Sorry if this has already been posted before but I’ve never seen these pics of her blonde before? Cock drawer gets a mention too

Jack Monroe: 'I will always be on the girls' team'

Austerity food blogger Jack Monroe is taking testosterone and preparing for breast removal surgery — but doesn’t identify as male or female. Rosamund Urwin hears what it means to be beyond gender

www.standard.co.uk

 

[Bobtheknob]

Whenever anyone tries to be kind on here and says that she’s probably a great mum, I struggle to agree. I’d like to think so for his sake, but having a lazy, narcissistic fantasist for a mum must be so hard on him.

I agree, I think she is a terrible mother. I had a narc mother. It sent a chill through me when @essexgirl101 said her son was very very quiet.

PS Where is @essexgirl101? Witness protection?

 

[Cunderthunt]

The underbite though...sorry commenting on someone’s appearance is unnecessary but one of my children has a bad one and I thought adults grew out of it

She has an overbite, not an underbite; an underbite is like what Jimmy Hill had. You don’t grow out of any jaw growth problem, they have to be fixed. In growing children they can be fixed by appliances that guide growth, avoiding surgery or extractions. (You can google biobloc)

 

[Walkdengirl]

So in that article her son calls her "mamapapa". To coin a phrase, what a load of tit.

I couldn't read any more after reading that

 

[Skyfall]

Sorry if this has already been posted before but I’ve never seen these pics of her blonde before? Cock drawer gets a mention too

Jack Monroe: 'I will always be on the girls' team'

Austerity food blogger Jack Monroe is taking testosterone and preparing for breast removal surgery — but doesn’t identify as male or female. Rosamund Urwin hears what it means to be beyond gender

www.standard.co.uk

Wow.
It’s all about Jack- if she’d only take ONE minute and remember that EVERYTHING is there for her son to read & look at. Gives new meaning to the word selfish. Oh and stupid.

 

[Themaninblack]

She ‘thought’ she was. I mean, don’t allow the lack of a diagnosis from a doctor to get in the way of deciding you have something which can really limit your life. duck sake.
Did she google it and self diagnose?

Isn't this just the most SEVERE example of her finding a big word and misusing it? <insert Princess Bride gif>

 

[Emmapism]

Why does SB always seem to give her adoring weird sort of backhanded compliments that no child would give?

'Do you think those HausFraus talk about you so much online because secretly they wish they were you because you're awesome and way way smarter than any of them could ever be Mamapapa??'



Lorrrrrrrd give me strength!

 

[Flash]

Woah that final post by heavy metal viggle was an eye-opener!

Love how he went from ‘so who’s this Jack Monroe guy?’ To SHOUTY SWEARY CAPITALS accusing them of...well, stuff not at all related to veganism.

 

[Cgenda]

You probably remember this nonsense. This is what original drove me Tattle. Now and again I re read it to remind me of my moment of revelation. Before this I believed it all. Thank space you for keeping the vigil.

Jack Monroe, Bootstrap Cook interview - spilling the beans on tins, Twitter and talking about gender

The campaigning cook is on a mission to help everyone on a budget find the fun in feeding themselves

www.scotsman.com

 

[Satisfying Click]

In other news, DefinitelyNotJack is proving they are definitely not Jack by taking photographs of vegan cheese at a supermarket that's available in Jack's area, not ASDA, [Lidl].

 

[Limey]

She really does think the world is obsessed with her doesn't she? In one of her parenting columns, she claims that nursery staff whispered to each other about her.
The columns are pretty hilariously bad except for the one where she rants about her son's tantrums and calls him a pint size misogynist, that's seriously bad.

Thanks for all the receipts @discolisa

My friend’s wife, who exhibits the same traits as Jack, does this. I’ve witnessed her fabricate entire stories about people being rude to her about being ‘queer/non binary’* when I have been with her at the time, and no such thing happened. Just blatant lying for attention. I’m dying to tell her that she is fairly ordinary, and not really edgy or worthy of comment. Most people literally couldn’t give a tit about random folk looking even slightly ‘different’.

Her other is to claim someone fancied her rotten and was flirting wildly with her (again, everyone else in her company at the time must have missed this).

*in quotations because she is in hetrosexual marriage and has never had a same sex relationship. Her NB status appears to relate to having a short ish haircut and liking to wear trousers sometimes. I’m not kidding.

 

[Blurp]

You probably remember this nonsense.

Jack Monroe, Bootstrap Cook interview - spilling the beans on tins, Twitter and talking about gender

The campaigning cook is on a mission to help everyone on a budget find the fun in feeding themselves

www.scotsman.com

I feel that I'm hallucinating. Jack spoke the truth for once in that article!

“I never learned to cook,

 

[ThePowderMonkey]

I've just reread the New Statesman article, here are a couple of funny bits.
Also, Jack has shrunk, she's teenier than ever, practically microscopic!

Is this Partridge’s autobiography. The passing out parade comment is comedy gold.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I just have to share metal viggle with the canal, 0-60 in under a second

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

She's quiet today. I wonder if she's busy celebrating handing her manuscript in.

 

[holliebollie]

I’m peckish, I RENT, and I once dated a woman... can I be on the front cover of Diva yet? 🤍

 

[discolisa]

I’ve found a load more articles that I do not remember seeing here. I’ll give you all a rest tonight and post another day