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Good Morning I am VERY SURPRISED that Jack is ill on her book deadline day.
I’ve read so many articles on this in the last year or so. Jack, nobody needs your painfully slow take on how disgusting Grenfell was/is. We know.
Omg that 'Say my Name' one. Poor little boy. He calls her Melissa and they both 'cry hard' and he is ashamed. She then says 'I forgave him'. The child is 5. She is showing him dead naming is trolling. The child is 5. Imagine even saying of your 5 year old 'I forgave him' as if it was fucking optional and she is so magnanimous.These are all full on insane. None of the conversations happened. There isn't a nursery worker in the land who would find it remarkable that a boy wants to dress up as a princess, primary school kids do not talk about adult genitals, no one on a train gives a shit about a parent citing UNICEF numbers to their child. She's a fantasist.
I realise this take is just as hot as cladding. I'm sorry.
Love this comment.I don't understand. What would that show? A direct correlation between being a landlord and voting against the poors? (Being pithy here, I don't intend to offend) That landlords are evil when they're MPs but not if they're people related to Jack? I bet if Jack had the opportunity to be a landlord she would jump at the opportunity for a passive income - and, what's more, she would be a third generation landlord. Practically the devil personified.
I actually came here to copy and paste something I wrote on the Joe Wicks thread but is also applicable to Jack: I can't stand influencers who actively choose to have an unconventional job and then act like it's a chore for them and like they're selflessly enduring it for others, rather than solely for their own personal gain. Just get a real job and be happy.
ETA I have just finished my grunk and saw the original tweet re cladding. I thought she was just on another 'landlords and MPs are evil' rant
These are all full on insane. None of the conversations happened. There isn't a nursery worker in the land who would find it remarkable that a boy wants to dress up as a princess, primary school kids do not talk about adult genitals, no one on a train gives a shit about a parent citing UNICEF numbers to their child. She's a fantasist.Diva mark 3, the columns
Most of the time she's not even jumping on the bandwagon. She's running behind it, flailing her arms around frantically. Shouting "Wait for me! Don't forget about my life's work! POTATOOOOOOOES!"Typical Jack, always jumping on the bandwagon as it’s left the station
In the transparenting article, Jack is unusually critical of SB's father, and imagines saying "Daddy has a lot to fucking answer for" in response to her son saying that he told him that babies are made when a mummy and daddy love each other very much. How dare he explain basic biology in an age appropriate way to his son At the end of the article, she's proud of her son for being in a fight and whacking a boy in the face, protecting her honour after the other boy allegedly called his mum a ******. Brilliant parenting there - if true. Encouraging your 6 year old to engage in physical fights.Diva mark 3, the columns
That’s what I’m saying. Whenever she uses her son for the old ‘Misty eyed rhetoric’, she neglects to mention that she moved in with someone after FOUR fucking DAYS. Took him far from his dad, gave him a new sister and new caregiver without a moment’s notice. I will never get over how abominably foolish and irresponsible that was. She never owns ul to it either, never says she regrets putting her son in that position, it’s always about her and the whole ‘she left’ narrative. Whenever anyone tries to be kind on here and says that she’s probably a great mum, I struggle to agree. I’d like to think so for his sake, but having a lazy, narcissistic fantasist for a mum must be so hard on him.Diva mark 2
Great comment underneath it from our favourite viggle:Last veganuary post is up on Linda M IG - it’s a video, which looks like an in - house effort, in the spot which Jack’s was commissioned for I suspect.