Jack Monroe #141 Who dat?

[emm]

Her house is just overflowing with 'stuff', isn't it?

yeah I thought I was a bit of a hoarder but at least I only have one of most big things! it is so strange if she claims she has moved so many times that she has so much stuff to cart around?

 

[Sausage Surprise !]

My local country park has a whole tree full of dead pigeons, clearly some kind of birdie distater has taken place. RIP my fine feathered friends.

Yikes,that's a bit Blair Witch !

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Fraus... there’s been a MURDER

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Totally read that in my 'Taggart' accent.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Limey]

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She's fair nose to the grindstone with the home schooling, eh?

 

[Petelgeuse]

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Coaxed out of hiding!?!? You made it all about you !! You couldn't wait to be front and centre of it all you absolute weapon. "This is my story". Dick head

 

[Captainmouse]

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thats the least of the worries

 

[LyraBalaqua]

Bloody hell , she had the media on speed dial getting her mug front and centre.

Coaxed out my arse.

 

[MooBelle]

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Matt's nerves will go into spasm if he had to work with you again. He'll break out in a cold sweat when he sees that tweet with the stupid Tigger gif

 

[SarcasticEllis]

Sake

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

I’m so busy, I have so much to do, but my admin Is on furlough

Do we think Admin is really furloughed or just pretending to be? It doesn't add up.

 

[blurstoftimes]

Do we think Admin is really furloughed or just pretending to be? It doesn't add up.

Caroline having hands still isn't enough for me. There is no admin furloughed or unfurloughed!

 

[Oofadoofa]

Do we think Admin is really furloughed or just pretending to be? It doesn't add up.

Reckon she was sacked the second her boss realised that she alone could live quite comfortably by dedicating more time to sad fishing 24/7 on twitter and living off of patreon donations, without the ball-ache of having to actually work.

 

[LyraBalaqua]

Look who’s on the telly today, someone who can cook.

 

[BlendedSlop]

That tweet from earlier about her plants looking healthier than her was 100% meant for her agent and publisher. "Waaah, I'm so stressed and busy it's making me ill, give me another extension pretty please."

duck off.

 

[colouredlines]

That robot tweet has made me so unnecessarily angry. The things that Smol Robots man draws are NOT bleeping ROBOTS.

This is a hill I would happily die on.

 

[MooBelle]

Look who’s on the telly today, someone who can cook.

And with the lovely Fred too!

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[MarthaFarkus]

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FINISH. YOUR. DAMN. BOOK!

 

[LyraBalaqua]

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I can sense Matt tensing up as he reads that .