Like duck is she sitting 9 to 3 with SB homeschooling him.
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She couldn’t keep anyone awake never mind interested .
2 hours quality time my arse. He must feel so lonely with his Twitter obsessed mum
A maths problem for Homeschool Jack:
Suzy buys one loaf of soft soft softy soft white bread from the Asda Value range. It has 14 slices. During the week, Suzy makes 5 sandwiches for her son. On Monday, she eats a vegan egg sandwich. On Tuesday, Suzy dips 2 slices of bread into a pot of slop that is cooking on the stove. Every remaining day, she ravenously wolfs down 3 slices of bread with anchoïade.
How much bread does Suzy have left?
Suzy buys one loaf of soft soft softy soft white bread from the Asda Value range. It has 14 slices. During the week, Suzy makes 5 sandwiches for her son. On Monday, she eats a vegan egg sandwich. On Tuesday, Suzy dips 2 slices of bread into a pot of slop that is cooking on the stove. Every remaining day, she ravenously wolfs down 3 slices of bread with anchoïade.
How much bread does Suzy have left?
So in a parallel world, she doesn't have SB at all but still has the book deal. Would she have finished it months ago and just be doing the finishing touches, or would she be scrabbling round at the last minute?
My money is on the latter. She isn't used to work with daily deadlines like most people. She isn't good at time management or personal admin.
I know I work far better under pressure so I do leave non urgent things.
Full respect to all the Fraus with kiddies at home, and to all the key workers out there with real issues.
My money is on the latter. She isn't used to work with daily deadlines like most people. She isn't good at time management or personal admin.
I know I work far better under pressure so I do leave non urgent things.
Full respect to all the Fraus with kiddies at home, and to all the key workers out there with real issues.
I reckon Suzy’s gluten intolerance has kicked in!
Why would she qualify for seiss if she has 12 hours of paid work lined up?
My youngest is 10, he's currently multitasking fortnite and YouTube while I get on with working from home. The schools know that there needs to be flex in the schedule and with only 6months til high school, SB shouldn't need handholding through the day.
Oh, the MBE event!
hehe... and what about Billy, he has a 20 pound budget for his weekly food shop. On Sunday he spends £16 on a carefully planned shopping trip, on monday he buys fish, chips and a sausage for £3.50 and on wednesday he has an Ocado delivery for £77.49. - how much does he have left?
When I was a kid I had swimming lessons and to train us to look upwards when doing backstroke they put goofy and mickey mouse stickers on the ceiling. I was 7.
Oh look, there's that toaster she doesn't own.
And there were no holes in the walls when she moved in.
Double bubble! The toaster and the butter dish. Go for the trifecta and shove some Vegan cheese in?
I really do loathe her today. Is anyone willing to watch her MBE acceptance speech? I’d rather pull out my own toenails personally, but a recap would be a hoot!
Meanwhile, look who’s getting up in her niche:
Meanwhile, look who’s getting up in her niche:
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Depends how. much Ocado/waitrone/milkman delivered
Jack’s camera knows. Maybe it gave the warning to BB.
that must be the tripod she uses for all those candid 'sleeping' pics.
£32 for the storage trolley, bargain
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Wtaf is in that 3 tierd trolley to the left?
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