Bless her, her kitchen is so small and awful* she couldn’t get far enough away from her iPhone to trigger portrait mode, however will she cope!
*I know it’s not small, and the awful is her doing.
Jack Monroe #141 Who dat?
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*I know it’s not small, and the awful is her doing.
isn't this meant to be quality time?
sorry, just checked and it is working time! working so hard at leaning on a cupboard. ok then!
sorry, just checked and it is working time! working so hard at leaning on a cupboard. ok then!
None of her jeans fit because of recipe testing?
She claims to keep four sizes of jeans, though?
She claims to keep four sizes of jeans, though?
Wow, so busy she has time to pose for random photos and upload them to SM.
I can totally see why a nurse coming off a night shift would feel lazy in comparison.
I can totally see why a nurse coming off a night shift would feel lazy in comparison.
Whoever told her those trainers look good is definitely a frenemy. The puddle ain’t throwing up the luxe tit like it used to.
They’re ugly in their own right but I get it when they’re worn as part of a chunky, street aesthetic.
This does not work when dressed like yer da in chinos and a cable knit. Throw them the duck away, Jackie.
They’re ugly in their own right but I get it when they’re worn as part of a chunky, street aesthetic.
This does not work when dressed like yer da in chinos and a cable knit. Throw them the duck away, Jackie.
Is she honestly claiming to be recipe testing four days (or whatever) before the book is due in?
She really is just a chameleon- putting on different personas to best suit the needs of her paymaster on any given day. It’s all just one big game.
Usually she claims to not test at all, so she's either getting better at actually testing things or getting worse at thinking up magical recipes that work first time.Is she honestly claiming to be recipe testing four days (or whatever) before the book is due in?
Either way. Yes, absolutely.
Babe, same. I know she's done some terrible things, but her fundamental lack of gratitude for something that I would gnaw my own arm off to have a chance of doing and all the other opportunities to share what should be a passion, is the thing that continually fucks me off.
Okay but for real why are her trainers covered in tit?
jack, love, i think that squiggle meant a joke about the "uncle" persona, not that they were being terfy 
no need to be so snippy
no need to be so snippy
Damn this tweet!
Now i've read it i can't get the song my favourite things from the sound of music out of my head!
Here is our plucky heroine Maria/mary (Jack?)poppins herself she can dance she can sing she can do everything
Except meet deadlines/post letters
do homeschooling tidy her house
of clutter or write a book!
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Err ok well then nevermind its because she's always so busy...doing her favourite things?
Now i've read it i can't get the song my favourite things from the sound of music out of my head!
Here is our plucky heroine Maria/mary (Jack?)poppins herself she can dance she can sing she can do everything
Except meet deadlines/post lettersdo homeschooling tidy her house of clutter or write a book!.Err ok well then nevermind
its because she's always so busy...doing her favourite things?
And why is she wearing them in the house when they’re this soiled?! We know that she inevitably has 65 pairs of slippers ranging from the povvo New Look through the mid-range John Lewis up to the puddle-bestowed fur-lined Gucci (probably). What’s the point of being a compulsive consumer and then walking ugly-trainer filth through your carpets (and the rag rug
) anyway???
In my old local park there was a tree with babies dummies hanging from it. Gave me the absolute heaves every time I had to pass it.
Thinking back maybe they were small mice though instead?
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Have I triangulated you to Belfast or maybe there are more dummy trees about than I know of...
Recipe testing to put on enough weight to go up at least a jean size, which would take some time... all while having no taste buds and appetite because Long Covid?
Doesn’t she have LOVE across one of her knuckles and somethingacross the other side? That would fit right in by the fruities in BlackpoolI don't know what people she interacts with by the fruities but where I come from they don't look like that
ETA: crossposted with @Misbehaving ‘s pic showing exactly this!
There is not a shadow of a doubt that Jack really really loves herself ( I’m glad she has such positive self esteem) and adores being in front of a camera.
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