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Oh for god's sake. Of course she didn't buy all that skincare and makeup herself. A long story about a makeup artist not turning up and her being sent out with a fistfull of cash to buy her own! Ffs squiggles WAKE UP
Well I WAS finally caught up with this thread before this sent me down a classic vine rabbit hole
If the Vegans don’t succeed I have every faith in HMRC..... you would have thought such a lefty socialist lesbian/non-binary/smol/pixie/greedygoblin/not-a-chef/poverty-campaigner/food-bank-activist/comrade would always pay their tax returns on time.
assuming the Sunday school teacher accountant has only been drafted in after last year’s late returns I’m expecting everything to be by the book!
not Jack doing a chaos just as I'd asked the psychic slopbot what was up and was disappointed
When I was a small boy
My mother
took me into a crappy
bungalow with stairs
She tweets
"Send me your cattos,
Your doggos,
Don't ask about the vegans
Who slate me on Instagram"
Great minds
God the multiple tweets listing every step of makeup in reply to a nice compliment is so tiring! Just say thank you and duck off. My boyfriend complimented my nails that I did myself earlier, should I have told him every step it took because the fool clearly thought that's just how they naturally look?
Also, would love to know her obsession with strobe cream and the coloured concealer, they're a drag thing for men to feminise their face that booty gurus thought they needed to do too and most have since dropped it, AFAIK
Also, would love to know her obsession with strobe cream and the coloured concealer, they're a drag thing for men to feminise their face that booty gurus thought they needed to do too and most have since dropped it, AFAIK
I think she thinks it makes her sound like she knows what she's doing. It's just a bit of foundation and mascara Jack hunGod the multiple tweets listing every step of makeup in reply to a nice compliment is so tiring! Just say thank you and duck off. My boyfriend complimented my nails that I did myself earlier, should I have told him every step it took because the fool clearly thought that's just how they naturally look?
Also, would love to know her obsession with strobe cream and the coloured concealer, they're a drag thing for men to feminise their face that booty gurus thought they needed to do too and most have since dropped it, AFAIK
Wish it was this easy for us normal people to do absolutely duck all and yet have everyone think we're run off our feet with work
Omigod that bottom picture. What a monstrosity of a home. I would be so ashamed
I read your edit as don’t listen to her vagina.
No, that isn’t a messy home. It has been carefully curated to look like this. It’s deliberate. All part of whichever disorder she is appropriating at that point in time.Omigod that bottom picture. What a monstrosity of a home. I would be so ashamed
I’m sure I read or saw very recently that she was asking for recommendations for piano lessons for SB..?
as much as i dislike her i think it is like that for 'filming'. still a lot a clutter though.Omigod that bottom picture. What a monstrosity of a home. I would be so ashamed
Okay so if I'm on a shoot and the makeup artist doesn't turn up, you have to reschedule the shoot, or at least part of it.
Because who has time to wait for Jack to pop to Debenhams to get some replacements? A) if you're the 'talent' they wouldn't ask you to do this and b) why am I even trying to make sense of this utter bollocks she just read comments on here about her Mac makeup and is fabricating tit agaaaaaain
Because who has time to wait for Jack to pop to Debenhams to get some replacements? A) if you're the 'talent' they wouldn't ask you to do this and b) why am I even trying to make sense of this utter bollocks she just read comments on here about her Mac makeup and is fabricating tit agaaaaaain
I took it out, thought I'd gotten away with it too but I should have known you're all used to catching rapidly disappearing posts on the internetI read your edit as don’t listen to her vagina.
Can imagine the viggles will comment, but will they be asking for prune recipes or just calling her a
Love watching them take her to task
Edit:
& formattingYou are correct of course, it's just a lot messier than mine in a messy for social media way. I was a single mother in the early 90's & was totally buggered up by the CSA, those were the good old days Jack, 10 years before you arsed about being artfully poor for the local paper. Then in the 20's fucked over by the tax credit debacle. It's been such fun! I, and all the rest Iike me in the same boat, (oxford comma), just got on & raised our kids in hardship. Shut your whining row and get the duck on with it . She makes me so angry because she has no idea & thinks she has it so tough on 4K a month. I had £56.01 per week in 1992 (including my RENT!) & £280 per month in 2005, & I went & worked my nuts off for the rest of my families expenses. The very idea that she idealized herself as poor
ETA idealizes, bellend
ETA idealizes, bellend
How, when she has a makeup routine that takes more than 180 characters to explain, does she still look like she just woke up and rolled out of bed??
I love that she reckons with a wad of cash to buy some expensive makeup she could do the same as a professional makeup artist nah Hun it's an art and they've trained in it
nah Hun it's an art and they've trained in it- Status