The comic kitchen phase was really bizarre. Like why?
Jack Monroe #117 Exit through the grift slop
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How is someone chopping leeks able to make me SO ANGRY?!!
It’s her gift to us .
I bet she’d add a good grind of pepper!
THOSE FISH FINGERS DESERVE PRIVACY, YOU TROLL!
Genuinely why? I saw some posts like this on FB and she was being all cryptic about why she was doing it and all these wingebag commenters were complaining the filter gave them a migraine or something (delicate flowers) and she said she was gonna do some big reveal of the reason behind it but I never saw she did
I am so happy to be here for Knitting Jack 
I actually like knitting but this conversation is making me yawn
Come on Jack let your inner goblin out and say something silly.
I’m scared we are approaching homemade clothes (for SB)
She meant you’d “never go back” to being able to eat even a properly prepared white sauce after witnessing her abomination.
BECAUSE REASONS! OK?
Everyone. And I mean everyone knows when you knit a square patch blanket you use different colours for each square, otherwise it’s just a....blanket with dividing squares?
BB must be out living it up in London tonight, maybe been in an exec box for the football or somewhere equally as fun and Jack is scratting around on Twitter for some attention. I bet she didn’t even realise when she tweeted that that the blanket would end up as the same colour and has had to act like her little maverick brain made up that plan all along. What a grade a prick.
BB must be out living it up in London tonight, maybe been in an exec box for the football or somewhere equally as fun and Jack is scratting around on Twitter for some attention. I bet she didn’t even realise when she tweeted that that the blanket would end up as the same colour and has had to act like her little maverick brain made up that plan all along. What a grade a prick.
Oh no. The lasagne horror again. I was wincing all the way through.No DKL retrospective would be complete without her bursting onto the live cooking scene with this. 25 minutes onwards - look away at 30 minutes.
P.S. Thinking about it, we should have had a 'Best DKL Clip' in The Sloppies. "Have you ever grown beans?" award-winning gardener, Adam Frost.
She does this self conscience rushing around grabbing things that is so uncomfortable to watch. And so many excuses all the time. And the 'ladle - I need a ladle' just like her GQ masher moment.
I love the way at this point Matt doesn't even hide how baffled he is - 'that sauce is very thin'.
She makes cooking appear so stressful and unrelaxing. The exact opposite of good (or even slightly competent) TV chefs.
Thank you so much for these clips - Jack will be pleased to see them again I'm sure.
Oh no... does this mean that she’ll be wearing hideous Dr Who-esque type scarves when she next graces our screens with her presence? 
If she's trying to bore us to death
No chance. She can't even be arsed learning a different stitch. She went though a short knitting phase a few years ago and that was squares only then.
Gotta keep those itchy fingers busy from Twitter hypocrisy at least for a few days after the Express-ed revelationsI am so happy to be here for Knitting Jack
you say there was no chemistry... but why, then, did Matt dress as Jack for this episode?
Agree with every word.. I don't want to look at Nigella's tits or her 'stock' cupboard.
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