She’ll knit him a nice pair of swimming trunks
Jack Monroe #117 Exit through the grift slop
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Why are they all the same colour if she's using them to mark the days? They'll just all blend into one beige blanket
. Not that she'll get as far as completing a blanket before the next fad appears.
Judging by her hair, I thought it looked breezy, one gust and it will all end up in a puddle!
I’m a huge fan of THAT MAN. I know he’s a fat tongued mockney but I have never made a recipe of his that’s failed. The crispy duck/ plum sauce from one of his books is so easy and always impresses. Jamie’s Italian chain I wanted to love but they are (were?) terrible.
I would really like a yawn icon for this staged photo.
I have a friend who last year was pregnant and suffered blood clots in her legs (DVT)Why are they all the same colour if she's using them to mark the days? They'll just all blend into one beige blanket
Thankfully both she and her baby are fine, but when she was in hospital she took up knitting as a hobby.
She hadn't done it before so can only do squares. She just had piles of squares and didn't really know what to do with them until she saw a woman on Twitter who decided to knit a scarf by doing one row every day.
Each day is knitted in a colour depending on the weather/temperature.
My friend took inspiration from this and has made a really lovely blanket using the red to blue colour scheme according to the weather.
Jack's squares are just tit in comparison
I do think this is possibly also because she really truly believes that having one of her books is worth more than cash, a charity donation or anything else.
Please refresh my memory. What is Tanks Jack?
DKL: she does know that Marguerite Patten (RIP) died in 2015- doesn’t she? She talked about her in the present tense.
Now I’m curious!! Where can one find evidence of this incarnation?
That makes the joke(?) about her dusty aunt somehow even more awkward.
From memory she
One of her undercover assignments for the government?
Omg my love it was so bad I scarcely read it but she seemed to be going on about bigger tanks or weaponry birthing small baby weaponry, for some reason their issue numbers of these things was of the utmost importance?
This is where she told us she deletes all her web history.... whilst surrounding herself with connected smart home accessories
oh apologies, I've just gone back over the threads and poked my memory!!!!
WTF was that all about?
That's not a square.
Tanks Jack
#militaryroundtheedges #daddysarmymedals #fuckingtory
#militaryroundtheedges #daddysarmymedals #fuckingtory
Jack, stop fannying about knitting porridge, and get those bastarding 50 shades of tit cards in the post!
Procrastination at it's best
Procrastination at it's best
Yes, absolutely. I've determined the mayo and pink colour is what threw me. Plus the tomatoes, cucumber, lettuce, and griddled canned grapefruit in Jack's recipe. And the martini glasses.
Franny Cradock's wiki led me to cocktail sauce wiki and it's not nearly as interesting, but it does say mayo and Marie Rose sauce is not common in North America. In Belgium, they add a dash of whisky. Everyone's got Cradock to thank. I've never heard of her before today, but I will be cooking in an evening dress tonight. I've watched some videos and in one she says, "It's my considered opinion that Christmas is just about slave labour for the women." Something I might repeat in her accent later this month.
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