Jack: Hi everyone, can you fill out two sheets of A4 paper, outlining your feelings about ME, please?I can’t imagine how I would get my loved ones to do this for me without telling them what it was for!!
Everyone: <sighs> Not *again*, Jack.
Jack: Hi everyone, can you fill out two sheets of A4 paper, outlining your feelings about ME, please?I can’t imagine how I would get my loved ones to do this for me without telling them what it was for!!
Love it.‘Margarine (Or “You don’t Jack cook when you’re sensible”)’
Agreed. The Christmas tree shot definitely is though.The house with the dark blue walls is definitely not her bungalow.
I've always had some sort of marge and butter just for special occasions. I thought everybody did. And now so many people are plant based I dont really bother with it.We had Flora marg. We weren't too poor we couldn't afford butter, I think my mum thought it was better for you at the time? I'll ask her later how she could deprive me so!
Of course I could be horribly wrong with my interpretation but by the looks of it our hero's emphasis was not on giving out advice to others but to prove SHE got a diagnosis.Her various description of how she was allegedly diagnosed never reflects how the healthcare system works. Go private, whatever, but admit it, because it's very misleading to the squigs who may be struggling. My experience of it all, relating to my daughter, have been pretty much which wall do I bang my head against now? It certainly isn't as quick and easy as Jack likes to make out.
Alan you need to do our smol little pixie pleeeeease?
Nobody can with our Jack.But I can't work out the time line.
Jack: Hi everyone, can you fill out two sheets of A4 paper, outlining your feelings about ME, please?
Everyone: <sighs> Not *again*, Jack.
We used to have this, my mum told us from an early age that we didn’t like butter, Mayo or even thick gravy, her gravy was just water with gravy salts in it, her mince was also cooked in water with gravy salts, onion and carrot. We ate lots of tinned food as children so apart from tomatoes I tried to avoid tinned stuff now, there was nothing worse than tinned mixed veg.I wish she'd duck off with the no butter bullshit.
Blue Band margarine, mate.
Try that tit on for size. Back then it genuinely tasted like melted carrier bags.
I have no idea if it still exists. I live in Ireland where we 'grow' the best butter in the world!
My sister and I couldn't wait to go to our Grandparents for the holidays so we could have butter again.
(We were taken away from them and given to our inadequate mother because some judge decided 'children need to be with their mother...' Bet he had butter, the bleep.)
ETA.. It looked like this and was probably still 100% better than lard!
Jack: Hi everyone, can you fill out two sheets of A4 paper, outlining your feelings about ME, please?
Everyone: <sighs> Not *again*, Jack.
Front and back and I want at least 18 pages and it all had to be about ME!!
I LOVE Slopbot, he is amazing!I am loving the festive Slopbot, look at his wee hat, he should be an honorary frau too.
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