Jack Monroe #114 i, slopbot

[Alansbigplate]

Big foot geddit

 

[lilamay]

She's retweeted the GQ video and then, for 'context' on the end of her thread about her interview with MR, Potatoes. Again.

It's not even relevant any more.

 

[Pocahontas]

whoops bad timing

Loves her a platform shoe doesn’t she

Jesus Alan Jack Harry Henderson is the most ... THE MOST cursed gif yet. The most cursed.

 

[Silver Linings]

She’s retweeting best buddy ol’ chum pal Marcus and adding bloody potatoes.

Big foot geddit

I did not!

 

[Begborrowsteal]

Poor Harry. Love that film

 

[Silver Linings]

She’s sat on her phone fuming that we’re taking the piss out of her Face Off prison shoes.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Jesus Alan Jack Harry Henderson is the most ... THE MOST cursed gif yet. The most cursed.

Thanks I’ll take that as a compliment

She’s sat on her phone fuming that we’re taking the piss out of her Face Off prison shoes.

Loooool face off I love that tit film. Sorry but this was basically your doing

 

[Nippybippy]

I’ll put my negative cards on the table. Nothing is going to happen. Her brand is now her mental health and anything negative is now trolling and as the article pointed out there is no regulation or right to reply so it’s her blue ticked word against nasty trolls.

Her trolling ordeal will then only further her career. I know all of this yet continue to be fascinated/jealous of her big shiny balls.

ETA - She’s put the podcast screenshot on Instagram too. Shameless.

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Are those photos of her crappy house? Because it looks like a pretty damn beautiful house. Ugh. Just disgusting.

I have a 2 bedroom one bath house. Not as nice as hers. You know what? I absolutely love it and feel grateful for it every day. It’s so sad how she has cunningly manipulated so many worse off.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Omg those trainers are a monstrosity, they make her look like Herman from the Munsters. Alan those gifs are super cursed. Not sure I'm going to sleep tonight. Mind you the thought of St Jack doing damage control like a muck spreader is also nauseating.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Omg those trainers are a monstrosity, they make her look like Herman from the Munsters. Alan those gifs are super cursed. Not sure I'm going to sleep tonight. Mind you the thought of St Jack doing damage control like a muck spreader is also nauseating.

But you keep giving me ideas

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Are those photos of her crappy house?

I don't know where she is, but no, that's not the crappy bungalow in the Big Foot/Herman Munster photo.

 

[BlendedSlop]

She’s retweeting best buddy ol’ chum pal Marcus and adding bloody potatoes. View attachment 335340


I did not!

"A good time to remind people of this"
You remind people every bleeping day love, write something new for the love of God (and by "new" I don't mean "another retelling of your former life as a hollow, howling husk, just with a few of the words rearranged").

 

[Sideboard Bob]

But you keep giving me ideas

JFC!!!
That Urban Decay pallete really ended up paying for itself eh, check out the eyes!!

 

[Dogmuck]

I can’t believe that’s the crappy bungalow. The height of the ceilings would suggest Victorian to me, also it looks quite tasteful and clean...this was her house the day before

 

[Flash]

Trainer triangulation attempt

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Trainer triangulation attempt

On a bird???????

 

[Flash]

On a bird???????

Only if worn with traaaaazers

There’s possibly some child’s/smol pixie version that precious Jackie’s teeny feets might fit, I dunno I’m not 100% my trainer triangulation is correct tbh but I had fun trying.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

But you keep giving me ideas

Ahhh that has killed me, it's perfect right down to the legit crappy bungalow in the background

 

[Charitas]

Only if worn with traaaaazers

There’s possibly some child’s/smol pixie version that precious Jackie’s teeny feets might fit, I dunno I’m not 100% my trainer triangulation is correct tbh but I had fun trying.

I often but men's shoes as I have wide feet and they are comfy. Have had many a compliment on my smart brouges. Boys shoes/ trainers tend to stop at a 51/2 and it is often difficult to get men's shoes below a 7 , leading to aggravating shopping trips with no longer SB.But I would place bets on Jack having small toddler sized feet. She is the manic pixie girl trope beloved of Winona Ryder films who shakes up the staid love interests life via the medium of performative chaos

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I am loving the festive Slopbot, look at his wee hat, he should be an honorary frau too.