She sighed and rolled her eyes all through that podcast and has not mentioned it since. Even when she said she was watching IAC she never mentioned her but anything to get her name associated with her.
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I was watching "Naked Attraction" last night (I know. Sorry). And the penii made me think of the sausage surprise, or whatever the flump that dog's dinner she made was.
Catching up with tonight's twaddle. JM is absolutely rattled and on a charm offensive like never before. Terminator squiggle won't let this go and I'm ok with that. 
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I couldn't ignore the Slopbot problem so I kept working on it and I've managed to fix it, it's a Griftmas miracle! Praise (rinsed) beans 
At the time of publishing, I counted seven 'thankyou's from Jack. That's seven bits of data she has contributed to tonight's new additions to the code. I have to assume at this point that she is issuing a challenge and is preparing to propagate waves of 'thankyou's until I roll over. I assure you that I will not run out of ideas any time soon babes xx
At the time of publishing, I counted seven 'thankyou's from Jack. That's seven bits of data she has contributed to tonight's new additions to the code. I have to assume at this point that she is issuing a challenge and is preparing to propagate waves of 'thankyou's until I roll over. I assure you that I will not run out of ideas any time soon babes xx
At least the outfit Jack is currently wearing (Benevolent Monroe, doer of Good Things) has actually lead to some people being fed today. I'm happy if she adopts this persona for a bit.
We all know exactly why she's doing it of course deflectdeflectdeflect BUT Jack having to pretend to be a goody as clever journos sniff around....... is far more satisfactory than the alternative.
We all know exactly why she's doing it of course deflectdeflectdeflect BUT Jack having to pretend to be a goody as clever journos sniff around....... is far more satisfactory than the alternative.
Jack about Giovanna right now
Yuk. Arselick Clean Slate Jack is my least favourite ever
Jack can’t just say “Gi is nice” can she? No, she has to post a pic with herself in it, to prove she knows Gi “personally”. Jack is proficient at the art of Self-Inserting.
There is such a thing as too many superlatives, Jack. Nobody is nice enough to warrant so many “really”s in a sentence. Certainly not some other kid-flogging influencer who you were completely indifferent to on her podcast and indeed, until this very moment.
Oh dear, there does appear to be discontent within the ranks.
THREAD TITLE: JM #whatever - MUTINY!
THREAD TITLE: JM #whatever - MUTINY!
Look at Louisa tweeting support for her friend. Crickets for Gi on Jack's feed wasn't it? Until she won....
Only Liverpool could get the arrest of their mayor trending with #chippytits
made my day that has #scousetwittertakeover 
And this is exactly why Jack couldn’t “out” her fave on twitter, she had several “lovely” horses in that race, which one to put money on was always going to be tough...that and she’s being FRUGAL!
Totally. Her phrasing was so OTT in that tweet that its like ”you’re really good on camera mate, honestly”, but with the tables turned.
Has Jack ever uttered a single tweet about Giovanna being on IAC until she won and could ride on her coattails for a bit of attention at 11pm?
Nah, thought not
Nah, thought not
She’s so childish. It’s totally her sense of humour to tweet contrary nonsense while they’re sat on the same bloody sofa probably, chuckling away to herself.
The tv and film forum is incandescent with rage re "Gi" 's victory. Not a popular choice. But Jackie says she's so so lovely.
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