Minor quibble I know but I wish she would stop the jaunty !!!s after every bleeping post.
Jack Monroe #114 i, slopbot
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Wah! Now I'm singing Return of the Husk to the tune of Return of the Mack in my head.
Ok, been on a quick grunk. Feels like the first time she’s called herself a freelance writer. Interesting. Looks like the GQ piece, arse-licking vogue, this latest thing this week - probably Guardian or Observer, looking at the photographer - has made her reassess something. That’s good. Perhaps shoehorning herself in with Marcus has given her a new angle to push? Plus, maybe the Scotsman piece has made her get rid of her the tip jar or hide it. Good again. She’s not pretending to live off £20 a week - amazing. Now, if she could stop taking the Patreon money - around £2k plus a month we think - or if she’s going to take it, give the squiggles the postcards each week that they’re paying for please, and we’ll be getting somewhere. Also if she could stop pretending to be struggling when she’s probably cleared around £7k plus this month, maybe more when you average out the book sales, advances, website ads, add in the patreon, GQ, tip jar, etc, and she will be on her way to enlightenment and may one day get to the afterlife to be reunited with Terry 
My phone is currently suggesting Chippy Tits after most words - serious triangulation here but worth it
thread title nomination (complete with the x on the end)
@KebabGirl 
me to the Lobster Pot
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I work in a secondary school, and child mental health services don't really exist in a functioning form at the mo. We are given the chance to mentor older children that need a bit of help and support, i generally get the the adhd, autistic, anxious girls (some are all 3), and quite a few of their parents have had to go private to get a diagnosis as the wait to even be seen is long in the nhs.
OT but I've just been on Twitter to try and decipher chippytits. If I've got this right it's Liverpool mayor Joe Anderson's nickname because he likes fast food and has moobs.
I also came across quite a funny wee reface video which reminded me of Alan's cheeky little gifs. We've had Jack as Dr evil haven't we?
Back on topic Jack is as cunty as ever.
I also came across quite a funny wee reface video which reminded me of Alan's cheeky little gifs. We've had Jack as Dr evil haven't we?
Back on topic Jack is as cunty as ever.
Who or what is chippy tits, if you please sir?My phone is currently suggesting Chippy Tits after most words - serious triangulation here but worth it
Omg, please can we have a jack/chippytits reface jobby?
It's the nickname of the Mayor of Liverpool. He's just been arrested - it's been expected tbh!
Too good!!! Many evenings have ended there or even had an interlude there.@KebabGirl
Me to the Raz - I have the honour of being a memberI think mayor Anderson’s love of chip shop chips is...implied. He is not at all affectionately known as a whopper.
Allegation seems to be he was involved in planning backhanders allegedly, which is technically a kind of grifting.
Back on topic - could Squiggle make a claim through PayPal?
Allegation seems to be he was involved in planning backhanders allegedly, which is technically a kind of grifting.
Back on topic - could Squiggle make a claim through PayPal?
My new favourite vintage tweet. I was looking for ‘fraud’ after the Scotsman article.
Nothing says “happy new year” quite like a disingenuous £20 shop with criminally cheap sausages, a multipack of cardboard snacks and pears taken out of the bag to make it look less sadsack than it really is....
It’s a no from me.
He has a few aliases my fave "pie crust snorting wizard"
There's a theme isn't there
Sorry for the OT there
So what was 2020 like grandma? well it was the year of the dreadful pandemic 
and the uprising of the squiggles
and the uprising of the squigglesToo short.So what was 2020 like grandma? well it was the year of the dreadful pandemic
Look at the little squiggles with their squiggle friends
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Still highly amusing though
My latest creation is courgette, sauerkraut and banana cassoulet. I crammed down it temptingly on the kitchen floor and Edwina Currie declared it the best ever."
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