Harry & Meghan #334 Desperately trying to save face, so Meghan buys a new one

[Blimey O'Riley]

https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2127/2127079-878c528c187d849b3b4880422528695c.mp4

This dancing duchess video is a perfect example of her delusions; she thinks it is charming. Not a lick of charm, it is crass, desparate, and distasteful

I can't believe how long her arms are. They are the longest arms I think I've ever seen.

 

[Amiyaya]

I can't believe how long her arms are. They are the longest arms I think I've ever seen.

It reminds me of a daddy long legs.

 

[Scotch Mist]

I'm so bored of the Harkles that it's hard to find anything to post about them anymore that hasn't been said a million times

Off topic but I do like the idea of dogs driving cars in Germany I wonder if it will catch on over here

Bark seat driver! Dog is photographed doing 38mph behind the wheel

A daredevil dog has been spotted behind the wheel of a speeding car going 38mph in Rheinbach, near Cologne, Germany. Police officers were shocked out to have caught the pooch on camera.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Moxie]

Off Topic

Spoiler: Coronation

I was thinking of something to have for the Coronation corrination and wanted a few suggestions.
I haven't seen anything for the Coronation corrination in the shops here.

The challenge to Tattlers is I can boil water and make toast. Oh and mashed spuds.

I did have a dream of sausage rolls and looked at some easy recipes but even they sounded impossible. We don't have a nice baker near us to even buy them, only the frozen from the supermarket.

I can buy scones for the dessert. Would it be sacrilege to get the cream in the spray can.

Spoiler: Re: Coronation

Same here in the jungle. Maybe will just get some fish and chips and raise a glass of water. Water is universal right???

 

[LadyMuck]

 

[OiOiNoseyParker]

I think there is an issue with titles in doing that. Currently they aren’t HRH or ‘THE’ D/D, just Harry, Duke of Sussex. If those titles are taken then he can by birthright style himself as Prince Harry and her as Princess Meghan which would be worse IMO.

I fully believe that there are wheels turning behind the scenes but this is much more of a long term plan than short.

She can't be princess meghan, she can be princess Henry though.

 

[LadyMuck]

Sue Smith

 

[mardymare]

Harry & Meghan //335 With Ginger Bollock She Found Her Bank

 

[LadyMuck]

Wasn’t there a bit of a stink at the time when Andrew demanded princess titles for his daughters? We know DDoE and PA chose not to title their children, did KC111 choose to have 2 princes or was it an absolutely have to be princes as the sons of the heir? I’ve never figured that out.

I thought it was security for his daughters that Andrew was demanding, not princess titles as they were given them at birth. But I could be wrong. B and E security was withdrawn and A had to pay

 

[Who’sYerDaddy]

Stealing this gave me the willies because I abhor these critters!!

 

[LadyMuck]

Didn't realise it started so early! I don't want to miss a thing so will be sat there with my tiara and prosecco from the start. Will probably be pished by the time the actual ceremony starts lol

Timings of coronation day: Here's how everything will happen

Stay on top of everything that's happening on the big day, including when to make sure you've got the telly on and a cuppa.

news.sky.com

 

[Ndrangheta]

Will probably be pished by

You and Hazno.

 

[lollipop_panda]

Dan Wootton can barely contain his intense dislike for H (join the club Dan), in his opening monologue

Dan Wootton seems to have picked up a welsh twang to his kiwi accent!

 

[Ndrangheta]

There's a cute Radley Coronaton Tote for sale at QVC. Wanted to get it for my mum but I'm totally skint!

 

[lollipop_panda]

I think he will attend .
He loves the attention and the power of hurting people

Once the Coronation is over , we will have ‘ will they/ won’t they , LIVE from Montedeceito’ attend Balmoral, Christmas , Pancake Day, Bonfire night etc etc …what else does he have !

BIB: Love it!

 

[mardymare]

Inspired by Coronation emoji, how about South Park emojies for the Harkles?

 

[Bobble22]

I can't believe how long her arms are. They are the longest arms I think I've ever seen.

She knows how to get those knees apart.
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Dan Wootton seems to have picked up a welsh twang to his kiwi accent!

Stop bringing attention to them then Dan you big knob.

 

[Shushex]

It reminds me of a daddy long legs.

mommy long arms. so she can grasp better.

 

[Bobble22]

Dan Wootton seems to have picked up a welsh twang to his kiwi accent!

Stop bringing attention to them then Dan you big knob.

I'm so bored of the Harkles that it's hard to find anything to post about them anymore that hasn't been said a million times

Off topic but I do like the idea of dogs driving cars in Germany I wonder if it will catch on over here

Bark seat driver! Dog is photographed doing 38mph behind the wheel

A daredevil dog has been spotted behind the wheel of a speeding car going 38mph in Rheinbach, near Cologne, Germany. Police officers were shocked out to have caught the pooch on camera.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Yes they are bloody boring my arse off as well, console yourself with some of my cheesy poofs.
I've bought more and they have a 24 hour guard, mouse traps all around, and are in a secret Swiss bank vault with a 10 foot thick steel door that only opens with my hand print, eye scan and password. See if you can get your thieving little paws on those.

 

[LadyMuck]