Gabriella Lindley #32

[Randomlyorange]

Looks like a pastel version of the veg section in Tesco!

 

[Speckbeck]

I’m sorry but this killed me

 

[Doc]

What do you think she was singing?

In my head it's, "On my ewn, pretending he's beside me"

Memoryyyy
All alone in the mewn lite
I can smile at the old days
I was beautiful then
I remember
The time I knew what happiness was
Let the memoryyyyy
Live again *dramatic deep sigh sad turn of head look to distance and snap selfie*

 

[IrishName]

The thing that stood out to me in her Q&A is that she mentioned something again like 'I can't wait to be able to hire people to work on the shop with me/I'd love a close team' like is she seriously that socially incompetent that the only way she can imagine being less lonely is through hiring people and therefore paying them to spend time with her

Gabby’s methods for getting friends: pay them or birth them.

I know I’ve give birth to most of my friends. David from the pub was such a tough birth, gosh and how I remember giving birth to Ken from the allotment. I might be 38 and he might be 83 but I’m so proud that I gave birth to a man I’ve known for 2 years.

 

[Holldoll22]

#velvetbl0cked

She’s deleted the greggs story already

I think she’s deleted it after my reply haha

 

[sapphiccharm]

She’s fully grinning at the thought
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I reckon your fivehead is reaching new heights, Gobshite. That's what I reckon.

 

[Anotherone]

Why did I thought of reading here while I'm eating?

And I just wanted to put this 2 together

Sew her period lasted a week, Dec 24 it happily arrived just in time to stuff her face with fewl for her body
In Dec 31 she was in sew much pain (and it had nothing to do with all the pasta on pasta, Starbucks, mcdonald's, noodles and lord knows what else she ate during the week of course) and IF there was any pain at all.
And today she stated her periods are a breeze... (and perdiodS, of course she had more than one right? )

 

[Doc]

The corona blight in Brighton tonight
Not a person should be seen
Demanding your isolation
‘Cos I’m such a Covid queen
Im back in Barnsley with its swirly roads inside
I couldn’t keep at home, I’m sew endow-ified

Don’t have to stay in, it’s Ikea for me
Thurgoland is down as Tier Three
Conceal, don't feel, don't let Tattle know
Well, now they know!

I’ve endow, I’ve endow
Can't pick on me anymore
I’ve endow, I’ve endow
So I’m exempt from Tier Four
I don't care what the 30+ bitches say
On Twitter I rage on
Scummy trolls never bother me anyway

 

[judgejohndeed]

Celebs slash influencers ‘my darling child’ she thinks a lot of herself doesn’t she, is Jane staying with her because she’s gone back into her Billy Big Bollocks persona

 

[judgejohndeed]

She left school 10 years ago and still goes on about it. If I see the girls who bullied me then I always say hello. Kids try to impress other kids by being nasty to the ones who are a bit weird. They tend to be pretty nice people behind the facade. She’s such a bloody drama.queen.

Its funny how whenever anyone pulls up old problematic tweets of hers she’s like ‘internet trolls are sewww mean people change!!!!’ yet she still holds a grudge against childhood bullies who were children? Like they’ve probably mostly changed too, obv some won’t have. But it’s yet another one rule for her and one for everyone else

 

[SpookyLumberjack]

Saying her mum made her toast because her tummy was rumbling is so weird. She must have texted her to come to her at 2am.

 

[judgejohndeed]

ok I can’t remember who but someone on here DEFINITELY called it that Jane was doing all the donkey work

 

[Amandaleigh]

Also these... there’s so many examples of her being a dick to people who weren’t being nasty to her!

 

[BananaPenguin]

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Friends?

 

[Sanctified]

I know it's not hate, but I really don't want people to forget that she said this

 

[lira]

Had a fun convo with a mum who was talking on behalf of her grown up daughter who was having a new sofa delivered. If I hadn't seen the address with my own eyes I would've honest to God thought this was Jewniper Jane herself.

 

[Hill1994]

thank your sis for that

 

[croago]

still crying over that "look how unsaturated i looked before my treatment, definitely not edited" photo

 

[Sanctified]

OT but this thread title is so bleak

Oh I dunno, it's a pretty good reflection of her life

 

[Libertine1975]

Tale as old as time
Untrue as it can be
Barely have a friend
To my will they won't bend
Yes they bully me

No I will not change
My portion size to lose weight
To leave my flat I'm scared
As an adult unprepared
Gobby is a beast

Ever the same lies
Designs I plagerise
Eat like I did before
Over feed my cat for sure
Wish the sun won't rise

Too many ops to count
Sure to develop gout
I'm bitter and I'm strange
But I will never change
I am never wrong
Certain as the sun
Rising in the east
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Gobbo is a beast