Gabriella Lindley #32

[Fillyjonk]

It's time to try denying surgery
I think I'll try denying surgery

 

[Sanctified]

I'd love to see her do a one-woman show set in a toilet cubicle singing all these songs. PLEASE GAB. Or I will perform it in court, if that's okay.

I call it Bl0cked! The Loosical

The sun'll come out tewmorrew
Better put on twitter
All my sorrew
I hate sun
Just thinking about tewmorrew
Anti summer retweets I will borrew
Spoil your fun

Can we please have bl0cked! The loosical in the next title? Absolute genius

 

[Doc]

Dull, my dear, I have it severe
Ray, I bleeping hate the suuun
Me, it’s all I can talk about
Far, that’s what Jane has to ruuun
Sew, my favourite adjective
Lap, an operashun don’t you know
Tea, I eat like I’ve been unfed
And that brings us back to dull,

 

[snowfairy17]

Is she still registered with her doctors up north or is she back in Brighton? Because as far as i'm aware you can only be registered with one doctors practice. She really does just do whatever the duck she wants.

She's probably been stuffing ham in her incision thinking it has magical healing properties.

I’m still reading so not sure if anyone’s mentioned this yet, but this is the girl who would travel from London to Barnsley for singing lessons. I wouldn’t be surprised

 

[Fillyjonk]

Dull, my dear, I have it severe
Ray, I bleeping hate the suuun
Me, it’s all I can talk about
Far, that’s what Jane has to ruuun
Sew, my favourite adjective
Lap, an operashun don’t you know
Tea, I eat like I’ve been unfed
And that brings us back to dull,

GENIUS. Yew guise.

@Doc The logo for this is your trademark Gabby but like the Les Mis illustration.

 

[snowfairy17]

How are you guys missing this absolute classic for this mewsicul?

 

[Libertine1975]

Tale as old as time
Untrue as it can be
Barely have a friend
To my will they won't bend
Yes they bully me

No I will not change
My portion size to lose weight
To leave my flat I'm scared
As an adult unprepared
Gobby is a beast

Ever the same lies
Designs I plagerise
Eat like I did before
Over feed my cat for sure
Wish the sun won't rise

Too many ops to count
Sure to develop gout
I'm bitter and I'm strange
But I will never change
I am never wrong
Certain as the sun
Rising in the east
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Gobbo is a beast

 

[Amandaleigh]

So many talented people on this thread

 

[judgejohndeed]

I now feel ashamed to admit that my first thought of Gobby on the loo was just a simple ‘all by myself, don’t wanna be, all by myself, WITH MY HAM’ bravo everyone

 

[Fillyjonk]

I now feel ashamed to admit that my first thought of Gobby on the loo was just a simple ‘all by myself, don’t wanna be, all by myself, WITH MY HAM’ bravo everyone

I am what I ham
And what I ham
Needs no excewses

 

[runforitmarty]

duck off you guys are killing me tonight

 

[Fillyjonk]

Fewd glorious fewd
Creamed spinach and Quavers
Bad period mewd
Drowned roast with no flavours
Jane's pasta with 'sghetti hoops
Haters, don't you question
Same food on a boring loop
Bad digestion
Fewd glorious fewd
That's green, I won't try it
Sew triggering! Rewd!
Don't talk about diets
Just picture a great big plate
Mum's watery stew
Oh fewd
Flavourless fewd
Toddler fewd
Glorious fewd

 

[Sanctified]

Definitely an Olivier Award nomination right here

Bl0cked! The Loosical: A Gabulous Story

 

[IrishName]

It's not in my head constantly but I'm thinking of her doing it in that overacting way she did in this cringe fest

This face is the exact face I pull when I’m trying to push out my first poo after giving birth.

 

[Doc]

GENIUS. Yew guise.

@Doc The logo for this is your trademark Gabby but like the Les Mis illustration.

Best I can do at nearlymy bedtime

 

[Sanctified]

Best I can do at nearlymy bedtime

Omg I am CREASING

Bravo

 

[Doc]

Fewd glorious fewd
Creamed spinach and Quavers
Bad period mewd
Drowned roast with no flavours
Jane's pasta with 'sghetti hoops
Haters, don't you question
Same food on a boring loop
Bad digestion
Fewd glorious fewd
That's green, I won't try it
Sew triggering! Rewd!
Don't talk about diets
Just picture a great big plate
Mum's watery stew
Oh fewd
Flavourless fewd
Toddler fewd
Glorious fewd

Choking

 

[Fillyjonk]

Best I can do at nearlymy bedtime

Fffffffuuuuuuuucccckkkkk I'm wheezing this has made my life

 

[Milliemilmil]

I'd love to see her do a one-woman show set in a toilet cubicle singing all these songs. PLEASE GAB. Or I will perform it in court, if that's okay.

I call it Bl0cked! The Loosical

The sun'll come out tewmorrew
Better put on twitter
All my sorrew
I hate sun
Just thinking about tewmorrew
Anti summer retweets I will borrew
Spoil your fun

I’m bleeping DEAD this is the 2021 anthem

Fewd glorious fewd
Creamed spinach and Quavers
Bad period mewd
Drowned roast with no flavours
Jane's pasta with 'sghetti hoops
Haters, don't you question
Same food on a boring loop
Bad digestion
Fewd glorious fewd
That's green, I won't try it
Sew triggering! Rewd!
Don't talk about diets
Just picture a great big plate
Mum's watery stew
Oh fewd
Flavourless fewd
Toddler fewd
Glorious fewd

bleeping hell this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read on these threads. All hail

 

[Libertine1975]

I dreamed a dream of fewd gone by
Ham, crisps, lasange and a roast
I dreamed of fewd until I cried
My tummy aches, Jane I need Toast

Still tattle trolls they come at night
Young women and 30+ haters
They tear me down I want to fight
Your getting lawyer letters later.