You should have heard the noise that came out of my nose when I came up with that. Ungodly.Oh my Christ!!this is my favourite. I am howling ‘I’ll tweet your mum’
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You would not believe your eyes
If I told ten million lies
While eating toast as I fell asleep
Cause I’m in sew much pain
From another operashun again
But it’s okay cos I’ve got Juniper Jane
If I told ten million lies
While eating toast as I fell asleep
Cause I’m in sew much pain
From another operashun again
But it’s okay cos I’ve got Juniper Jane
Jewniper mewwwwwwwwn,
I have a shop of my owwwwwn
Without a dream in my heart
Without a thought of my own
Wahhh wahh wahhh wahhhhhh
Jewniper mewwwwwwwwn,
You knew just what I was there for
To rip off other designers
Who I really don’t care for
Wahhh wahh wahhh wahhhhhhhhhh
Cant think of anything for the next bit, it’s too early lol
I have a shop of my owwwwwn
Without a dream in my heart
Without a thought of my own
Wahhh wahh wahhh wahhhhhh
Jewniper mewwwwwwwwn,
You knew just what I was there for
To rip off other designers
Who I really don’t care for
Wahhh wahh wahhh wahhhhhhhhhh
Cant think of anything for the next bit, it’s too early lol
are we just creating velvetgh0st: the musical on here? 
* The Loosicalare we just creating velvetgh0st: the musical on here?
I'm trying to sing nasally
it’s now 2am
Can't let my neighbours sleep
But now my tummy needs to eat
Getting louder now
Can you hear it rumbling?
I’ll take your ham
If you don’t share it with me
Darling, I need fuel
All the flesh of a thousand piggies
All the meat I steal from a pork pie
Will never be enough
Never be enough
Towers of jambon are still too little
These hands could hold a wurst but it'll
Never be enough
Never be enough
For me
Never, never
Never, never
Never, for me
For me
Never enough
Never enough
Never enough
For me
For me
For squeeeeeeeee
it’s now 2am
Can't let my neighbours sleep
But now my tummy needs to eat
Getting louder now
Can you hear it rumbling?
I’ll take your ham
If you don’t share it with me
Darling, I need fuel
All the flesh of a thousand piggies
All the meat I steal from a pork pie
Will never be enough
Never be enough
Towers of jambon are still too little
These hands could hold a wurst but it'll
Never be enough
Never be enough
For me
Never, never
Never, never
Never, for me
For me
Never enough
Never enough
Never enough
For me
For me
For squeeeeeeeee
I don’t visit the thread for a couple of hours and *this* is what I wake up to?!
Take a bow, 25+ haterzzzz
Take a bow, 25+ haterzzzz
Who lives in an infested flat in Brighton?
HAMBRIELLA LINDLEY.
Bathes with her lasagne and saves it to eat?
HAMBRIELLA LINDLEY.
Ready?
Hambriella Lindley
Poor Munchy Lindley
Gobarayshun Lindley
Gabrieeeelllllaaaaaa
Lindleyyyyyyyyy
(not a musical but who doesn't love spongebob)
HAMBRIELLA LINDLEY.
Bathes with her lasagne and saves it to eat?
HAMBRIELLA LINDLEY.
Ready?
Hambriella Lindley
Poor Munchy Lindley
Gobarayshun Lindley
Gabrieeeelllllaaaaaa
Lindleyyyyyyyyy
(not a musical but who doesn't love spongebob)
There actually is a Spongebob musical!
I just thought of another one and must be stopped.
Do you hear the haters sing?
Singing the song of jealous trolls,
I'm gonna publicise their handle
And then gorge on sausage rolls.
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This thread has been one wild fever dream and I love it!! Thanks folks for making my 2020 more bearable and I cannot wait for more Gobber duck ups in 2021. 
Gabby: The Gobby Bath Lasagne is the lasagne for Jane and me!
The Gobby Bath Lasange is the lasagne
Jane: And my feet are killing me
Gabby: The Gobby Bath Lasange is the lasange for Jane and me!
The Gobby Bath Lasange is the lasange free del-i-very
The Gobby Bath Lasange is the lasange very ta-as-ty
Gobby’s Baayayaayaayaath Lasange, is the lasange yeah, for Jane and meeheeheehee!
The Gobby Bath Lasange is the lasagne
Jane: And my feet are killing me
Gabby: The Gobby Bath Lasange is the lasange for Jane and me!
The Gobby Bath Lasange is the lasange free del-i-very
The Gobby Bath Lasange is the lasange very ta-as-ty
Gobby’s Baayayaayaayaath Lasange, is the lasange yeah, for Jane and meeheeheehee!
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I know nothing about musicals, but this thread is hilarious. Even if it wasn’t about her, Gobbie wouldn’t find it funny, because she has zero sense of humour.
The corona blight in Brighton tonight
Not a person should be seen
Demanding your isolation
‘Cos I’m such a Covid queen
Im back in Barnsley with its swirly roads inside
I couldn’t keep at home, I’m sew endow-ified
Don’t have to stay in, it’s Ikea for me
Thurgoland is down as Tier Three
Conceal, don't feel, don't let Tattle know
Well, now they know!
I’ve endow, I’ve endow
Can't pick on me anymore
I’ve endow, I’ve endow
So I’m exempt from Tier Four
I don't care what the 30+ witches say
On Twitter I rage on
Scummy trolls never bother me anyway
Not a person should be seen
Demanding your isolation
‘Cos I’m such a Covid queen
Im back in Barnsley with its swirly roads inside
I couldn’t keep at home, I’m sew endow-ified
Don’t have to stay in, it’s Ikea for me
Thurgoland is down as Tier Three
Conceal, don't feel, don't let Tattle know
Well, now they know!
I’ve endow, I’ve endow
Can't pick on me anymore
I’ve endow, I’ve endow
So I’m exempt from Tier Four
I don't care what the 30+ witches say
On Twitter I rage on
Scummy trolls never bother me anyway
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You know though she had some weird fantasy were someone would walk in on her singing and GASP WHAT A TALENT, LETS TAKE YOU OUT OF THIS TERRIBLE SCHOOL AND MAKE YOU FAMOUS IMMEDIATELY alright chill out Rachel Berry
The way she looks up and down makes me feel like she’s trying to convince us she’s playing the piano too
Oh, you pretty
Nellie Nellie Nell Bobs
Nellie Nellie Nell Bobs
I love you and oh
Nellie Nellie Nell Bob's share a litter box that's
What we'll do
Near, far, to the nearest Starbs
What a happy time we spent
Nelson Nellie Nellie Nell Bobs
My fat four legged friend
Nellie Nellie Nell Bobs
Nellie Nellie Nell Bobs
I love you and oh
Nellie Nellie Nell Bob's share a litter box that's
What we'll do
Near, far, to the nearest Starbs
What a happy time we spent
Nelson Nellie Nellie Nell Bobs
My fat four legged friend
The acting is so off, she plays it like she’s singing about unrequited love but it’s not about that. Also it sounds so weak and flimsy compared to Loren Allred? Such an odd choice to record.The way she looks up and down makes me feel like she’s trying to convince us she’s playing the piano too
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