Gabriella Lindley #32

[Sanctified]

We don’t have the staff for a 24 hour rollout you entitled brat

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Do these people not think about the logistics and resources that would be needed? The amount of planning and organisation to do that effectively could take ages.

On another note:
All of these songs are absolutely incredible. So much talent it puts Gobs to shame. We should send a copy of the theatre program to gabbatron as it's her birthday soon right? Because she's such a winter baby

 

[judgejohndeed]

We don’t have the staff for a 24 hour rollout you entitled brat
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Normalise saying “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion” in 2021, Gobboon shut up I BEG of you

 

[2020two]

Have to thank you all for the laughs this year, I left my abusive partner and have been solo parenting baby twins for the first year. This thread has brought me so much joy and has kept me laughing through all the bullshit & sadness

 

[judgejohndeed]

Have to thank you all for the laughs this year, I left my abusive partner and have been solo parenting baby twins for the first year. This thread has brought me so much joy and has kept me laughing through all the bullshit & sadness

I wondered where you’d gone and hoped you were doing okay, wishing you the best 2021 possible.

Here’s to another year of Gabbage garbage everyone

 

[Alrighthunxo]

Oh look, just Gabby being jealous that Hobby has friends again Her Twitter likes are so telling

 

[lira]

Have to thank you all for the laughs this year, I left my abusive partner and have been solo parenting baby twins for the first year. This thread has brought me so much joy and has kept me laughing through all the bullshit & sadness

Scared of doing this myself, I'm so proud of your strength and resolve a real #Boss Woman that Gabby could never become. I hope 2021 is much kinder to you.

 

[BoomTimesTwo]

Omfg note to self don’t post drunk I dunno what pics I just uploaded and also want to die

 

[snowfairy17]

I am not throwin' away my shot
I am not throwin' away my shot
Hey y’all, I'm feeling kinda Munchy
I'm young, independent and hungry
And I'm not throwin' away my shot

I'ma get a scholarship to Wakefield College
I probably shouldn't brag, but dang, I amaze and astonish
The problem is I speak a lot but got no brains
I tweet a lot just to be heard
With every word, I drop hate

I'm a diamond in the rough, the best doctors have ever seen
Tryna reach my goal the West End Stage, The spotlight is waiting for me
Only twenty six but my haters are older
These Brighton streets get colder, I am
A burden, I have every disadvantage
I get Jane to manage, and I don't have a brand deal to brandish
I walk these streets famished
The plan is to reheat bolognese on a flame
But hey ho, it's getting dark, so let me spell out my name

I am the G-A-B-R-I-E-L-L-A I am definitely
A young woman that lives independently
Meanwhile, Tattle keeps shittin' on me endlessly
Essentially, they call me out relentlessly
Then Jane turns around, stops my tweeting spree
She ain’t ever gonna stop enabling me
So things will carry on being disappointing in this century
Enter me, she says in parentheses

 

[guineapig07]

This is probably the best thing to end the year on
God damn my logical brain I wish I could come up with something for the loosical but I can’t. I’m not a real 25+ hater!

As soon as she reads these she’ll cry to Jane how we’re ALL SEW SEW MEEN BULLIES! Come on gobs read here I want a Twitter tit storm tonight whilst I get drunk!!

 

[Doc]

I am not throwin' away my shot
I am not throwin' away my shot
Hey y’all, I'm feeling kinda Munchy
I'm young, independent and hungry
And I'm not throwin' away my shot

I'ma get a scholarship to Wakefield College
I probably shouldn't brag, but dang, I amaze and astonish
The problem is I speak a lot but got no brains
I tweet a lot just to be heard
With every word, I drop hate

I'm a diamond in the rough, the best doctors have ever seen
Tryna reach my goal the West End Stage, The spotlight is waiting for me
Only twenty six but my haters are older
These Brighton streets get colder, I am
A burden, I have every disadvantage
I get Jane to manage, and I don't have a brand deal to brandish
I walk these streets famished
The plan is to reheat bolognese on a flame
But hey ho, it's getting dark, so let me spell out my name

I am the G-A-B-R-I-E-L-L-A I am definitely
A young woman that lives independently
Meanwhile, Tattle keeps shittin' on me endlessly
Essentially, they call me out relentlessly
Then Jane turns around, stops my tweeting spree
She ain’t ever gonna stop enabling me
So things will carry on being disappointing in this century
Enter me, she says in parentheses

Holy schnitzel

 

[Asdfghjkll]

I am not throwin' away my shot
I am not throwin' away my shot
Hey y’all, I'm feeling kinda Munchy
I'm young, independent and hungry
And I'm not throwin' away my shot

I'ma get a scholarship to Wakefield College
I probably shouldn't brag, but dang, I amaze and astonish
The problem is I speak a lot but got no brains
I tweet a lot just to be heard
With every word, I drop hate

I'm a diamond in the rough, the best doctors have ever seen
Tryna reach my goal the West End Stage, The spotlight is waiting for me
Only twenty six but my haters are older
These Brighton streets get colder, I am
A burden, I have every disadvantage
I get Jane to manage, and I don't have a brand deal to brandish
I walk these streets famished
The plan is to reheat bolognese on a flame
But hey ho, it's getting dark, so let me spell out my name

I am the G-A-B-R-I-E-L-L-A I am definitely
A young woman that lives independently
Meanwhile, Tattle keeps shittin' on me endlessly
Essentially, they call me out relentlessly
Then Jane turns around, stops my tweeting spree
She ain’t ever gonna stop enabling me
So things will carry on being disappointing in this century
Enter me, she says in parentheses

This is my favourite although I’m afraid my weekly watch of Hamilton will never be the same again

 

[Didyouknow]

Oh look, just Gabby being jealous that Hobby has friends again Her Twitter likes are so telling
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Hello fairly new here. I wondered what happened with hobs. They not friends anymore ?

 

[Alrighthunxo]

Why did she get a Greggs when she supposedly has no appetite? Because that is clearly a Greggs pizza slice.

 

[Holldoll22]

I know I shouldn’t but I wasn’t rude.

 

[Accionoodles]

Can she just stop with the period updates already. I got mine on Sunday, surprisingly few cramps, sore boobs, tired ....the usual. But I just got the duck on with it. Not saying at all that people who have periods shouldn’t discuss such things cause of course we should but every day is just is boring and seeing multiple posts of the same ‘pity me’ face makes me wonder how she still has any followers at all. She will always be the victim in life no matter what. Smh

Why did she get a Greggs when she supposedly has no appetite? Because that is clearly a Greggs pizza slice.
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Those lips in that first picture give me the fear

 

[Holldoll22]

Why did she get a Greggs when she supposedly has no appetite? Because that is clearly a Greggs pizza slice.
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That’s a greggs yum yum too

 

[shadawayo]

Oh my god. That’s horrendous. No one wants to see or know this!! She’s has 10373829 more periods than. Me this year and everyone has been SEWWWW painful. It’s boring. Your boring gabbie.
pizza story is gone now!!!

Also- pizza abs a yum yum?? Feeling you for your 2021 sat on your sofa stinking! So annoying. I wish she could see exactly why she abs no energy, can’t sleep and is always see ‘sick’!!!!

 

[Louise13]

She’s deleted the greggs story already

 

[Randomlyorange]

She’s got bacon and ham
Shes got windows with mould
She’s got bullies and haters some 30 years old
When she last hosted Friendmas
On a cold Christmas Eve
Only Georges bald friend turned up in time for tea

Gabbies munchy
Shes fibbing
The queen of box shitting
When the surgery was finished
She howled out for more

The post office bullied her
And hobbie betrayed her
She threw up on a corner
Then ubered back home

The sound of her singing in the toilet stall
Spurred on the bullies the most
And that is the tragic tale
Of velvetgh0st.

 

[Holldoll22]

#velvetbl0cked

She’s deleted the greggs story already

I think she’s deleted it after my reply haha