Sandra_1984
Well-known member
No caffine - but drinks Pepsi
Degree and an A in English - can't spell
Doesn't filter pics, just uses an app that changes their colours!
Gave up high flying career (1 day a week!) to have a social media career... Flopperholic'd big time.
Wants a huge amount of followers, even buys some, but then blocks real followers
Foodie but can't even buy unchopped veg and eats at lowbrow chain places
ALWAYS has the boys ON HER OWN except when they're with someone...anyone else or gym creche.
Blonde with brains. This woman is so 'cleaver' she will hack away any misconceptions about her with her, errrr cleaver.
Also, blonde isn't actual blonde. She doesn't use a filter so we can safely assume she has natural green hair with dark brown roots. Perhaps she is a tree or a bush head.
She lost soooooo much weight running around after her comatose twins who can't yet move that she had to buy new clothes. But then in the same week she just had to join the gym because she has put on some extra weight from eating the boys one plate leftovers. In fact she put on so much weight she has to resort to spraying all their leftover food from that one little bamboo plate just so she wasn't tempted. Tempted to get the scraps out the bin and eat them herself?
Only fopps is 'cleaver' enough to make a pot noodle for a pot noodle "how to make a pot noodle" ad, not using boiling water. Ahhhh-mazing.
She's SOOOOOO not arty babe, but can spend hours making an advert for a fucking noodle, but can't spend half an hour letting the boys use a felt pen. She can spend time artistically applying burnt orange paint to her face but hell to the no, she will not spend time artistically letting the boys play with paint.
Fashionista she is, soooooooo trendy. Nobody else other than lily savage, cat slater, Liz MacDonald or any drag queen outside of Brighton can pull off what she does. Give this girl all the polyester, soooooooo hot she might spontaneously combust with ahhhh-mazingness. She even owns three whole pairs of shoes. I know, 3!!!
Her kid isn't ginger Y'know. But it's not a filter as I don't use them. But he's not ginger okay.
Pigged out today, had a whole 0% Greek yoghurt with half teaspoon of hot shot. Added some jd seasoning too swipe up for recipe and to get some too.
Swipe upppppp if you want what I've got
Swipe upppppp if you want to look like me
I'm soooooooo rich because I'm a budget person. I budget so much. I'm an international budget zuperstar and I've been in the papers for my ahhhh-mazing budget hacks. Oh hang on Chris, just popping into Costa for some snacks and some coffee which can soooooooo totally not have caffine in as I'm not allowed it. Spend spend spend. OK now let's go to that supermarket and buy just ONE sandwich for the boys to share, as I am such a budgeter, this will save us SOOOOOO much money. Even though we are SOOOOOO rich. Ohhhhhh look supermarket clothes. Take take take. Price for one sandwich and whole new wardrobes for everyone is £200! I'm such a budgeting queen! Now, where shall we eat Chris. Somewhere the boys can share their delicious single sandwich. Somewhere where only a real foodie like me will go.... Mmmm, subway! Nom Nom Nom.
I'm SOOOOOO poor I can't afford a personal trainer anymore and can't afford for the boys to go to nursery. I know I don't work, but helllllooooo, I've got to cleaver my social media career. Ooooooo look fancy gym with FREE creche. I'm such a budget superstar, I'll join! Everyone will be coming to me for my "cleaver" budgeting ideas.
*nicki didn't know this article would be published here but we managed to get some direct quotes from her. Ahhhhhhmazing
Degree and an A in English - can't spell
Doesn't filter pics, just uses an app that changes their colours!
Gave up high flying career (1 day a week!) to have a social media career... Flopperholic'd big time.
Wants a huge amount of followers, even buys some, but then blocks real followers
Foodie but can't even buy unchopped veg and eats at lowbrow chain places
ALWAYS has the boys ON HER OWN except when they're with someone...anyone else or gym creche.
Blonde with brains. This woman is so 'cleaver' she will hack away any misconceptions about her with her, errrr cleaver.
Also, blonde isn't actual blonde. She doesn't use a filter so we can safely assume she has natural green hair with dark brown roots. Perhaps she is a tree or a bush head.
She lost soooooo much weight running around after her comatose twins who can't yet move that she had to buy new clothes. But then in the same week she just had to join the gym because she has put on some extra weight from eating the boys one plate leftovers. In fact she put on so much weight she has to resort to spraying all their leftover food from that one little bamboo plate just so she wasn't tempted. Tempted to get the scraps out the bin and eat them herself?
Only fopps is 'cleaver' enough to make a pot noodle for a pot noodle "how to make a pot noodle" ad, not using boiling water. Ahhhh-mazing.
She's SOOOOOO not arty babe, but can spend hours making an advert for a fucking noodle, but can't spend half an hour letting the boys use a felt pen. She can spend time artistically applying burnt orange paint to her face but hell to the no, she will not spend time artistically letting the boys play with paint.
Fashionista she is, soooooooo trendy. Nobody else other than lily savage, cat slater, Liz MacDonald or any drag queen outside of Brighton can pull off what she does. Give this girl all the polyester, soooooooo hot she might spontaneously combust with ahhhh-mazingness. She even owns three whole pairs of shoes. I know, 3!!!
Her kid isn't ginger Y'know. But it's not a filter as I don't use them. But he's not ginger okay.
Pigged out today, had a whole 0% Greek yoghurt with half teaspoon of hot shot. Added some jd seasoning too swipe up for recipe and to get some too.
Swipe upppppp if you want what I've got
Swipe upppppp if you want to look like me
I'm soooooooo rich because I'm a budget person. I budget so much. I'm an international budget zuperstar and I've been in the papers for my ahhhh-mazing budget hacks. Oh hang on Chris, just popping into Costa for some snacks and some coffee which can soooooooo totally not have caffine in as I'm not allowed it. Spend spend spend. OK now let's go to that supermarket and buy just ONE sandwich for the boys to share, as I am such a budgeter, this will save us SOOOOOO much money. Even though we are SOOOOOO rich. Ohhhhhh look supermarket clothes. Take take take. Price for one sandwich and whole new wardrobes for everyone is £200! I'm such a budgeting queen! Now, where shall we eat Chris. Somewhere the boys can share their delicious single sandwich. Somewhere where only a real foodie like me will go.... Mmmm, subway! Nom Nom Nom.
I'm SOOOOOO poor I can't afford a personal trainer anymore and can't afford for the boys to go to nursery. I know I don't work, but helllllooooo, I've got to cleaver my social media career. Ooooooo look fancy gym with FREE creche. I'm such a budget superstar, I'll join! Everyone will be coming to me for my "cleaver" budgeting ideas.
*nicki didn't know this article would be published here but we managed to get some direct quotes from her. Ahhhhhhmazing
Hev is exactly the kind of follower you, and more importantly your boys, need. She isn’t a sycophantic arse kisser but she is kind and constructive in her comments. It’s a real shame that your #bekind bullshit only applies to people who agree with everything that you post and kiss your boney arse.
get a grip you arse licking cretins, get a fucking grip
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