pot noodle becomes herOh my god that ad
It’s a very poor copycat of the film ‘Death Becomes Her’.... very fitting !
Credit to her though... She’s nailed the frozen dead face with scared eyes
Fopperholic #16 She sells her story to the rag, pretending to be a budget mum with a Gucci bag
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I genuinely think that she should stick to doing these ads. I can’t stop laughing whenever I look at them so she is doing wonders for my emotional well-being
That's hilariousOh my god that ad
It’s a very poor copycat of the film ‘Death Becomes Her’.... very fitting !
Credit to her though... She’s nailed the frozen dead face with scared eyes
How low budget is the ad? Jeeeeez it is thee most cringeworthy thing ever! Hahaha. Why can we see through her stomach to the work tops? Why the monster size pot at her fingertips? The mind boggles! 
That advert has brought a smile to my face after a crappy day
Them seagull feathers ain’t gonna pay for themselves now!I noticed that Swfeebs liked itdesperate bint
I. AM. DEAD. FFS
I can't wait to see what she does for the Christmas advert for them next month
It's a proportion thing. The large pot represents a scaled up version of the life size pot and the one in her stomach is also scaled up to represent how much powder favouring she inhaled before binning it. Hope that clears it up for you. It's daft she wasted time creating a void where her stomach is when she already has a real one where her heart should be, unless she just moved it down a bit.......Happy to be of service
I still can't really unsee it tbh and I've put my specs on now
I just don't get the concept of the and?! Why a giant floating pot and one in her stomach?!
Would her actually eating it and looking like she's enjoying it having just returned from the gym look better?!
She never looks on hereNot once has she shared any meal on her grid or stories that consisted of noodles
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This ad picture is making me suspicious. I'm wondering if this time specific career thing really did exist now. Could she be starring as the 5th teletubby in a panto this year? The twins get to join her too and so along with Dipsy, Lala, Po, Tinky Winky, Gray Gray and Law Law Fopperholic is Spitty the seventh 'dwarf' teletubby with a little screen. Won't freak the boys as they're used to a constant screen.
I don't think there are many in her inner circle (or would want to broach the subject with her). She said on her last v-log she prefers talking to people on social media as it's cathartic since she gets "amazing support from people". She says she's better speaking to a camera than speaking to people face to face, probably since it's escapism and she doesn't need to listen to the opinions of those that are close to her. It's sad but I doubt she has any close friends (just acquaintances) to call her out on her behaviour. She would just ignore their advice anyway.I mean someone, SOMEONE IN HER INNER CIRCLE must be like NIKKI NO. STOP THIS. Do they all dislike her and want her to embarrass herself??
I feel for the boys when these are plucked out of Google in 10 years time
Her cover photo on her personal FB page is of her with a group of girls on her wedding day and her in the middle. I doubt there are any best friends in there. She never talks about being on the phone for ages to "such and such", or having this person round to visit, etc. She reminds me of someone I know who sent out a "Happy Christmas" text to everyone on her phone list and counted the number of replies she got (as though it was validation on how popular she was).
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The woman is full of absolute bull, the first and only thing she comments on is a persons looks! It’s the first thing she sees and the only thing that interests her.
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I'm literally fuming at her reply...this is my first post on here as I really wanted to believe that she's ok and honest, of bloody course she can't advise or help this lady because she has never ever struggled with weight loss and all the emotions and feelings it brings...nikki you're an absolute disgrace and a fraud...and yes I know you!
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Nikki is the biggest fraud going and hasn’t a scooby doo on anything she is asked to advise on, she basically blags her way through. Her life is “perfect” and she doesn’t relate to such struggles and issues (which we all know is bull). As a top consultant she should be able to advise and support this, she would have seen this happen many times, over and over.
What happened to her “struggling” with gaining half a stone lately? Feeling fluffy or whatever. Lying witch.
Would love to know the syn values on these noodles. As a manager and consultant wouldn't she be keen to check the SW app before eating one?
I know she counts syns or whatever (I think they were 2-3syns) I put it in to my WW calculator out of morbid curiosity and 10 points for the pot...half my daily allowance due to the fat and sugar in them
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